In our last episode: Vida finished college, the jacuzzi of death continued to take victims, Nova and Autumn brought the cutest Sim into the world, Nolan moves in with Vida and proceed to make babies and Crazy Aunt Nessa was Crazy.
Vida gets a mommy make-over. She looks more like a mom now.
Bath time for Gideon. He got an odd headshape.
Autumn: Don't judge me because I'm beautiful.
Nolan: No, I'm judging you because you are naked in my jacuzzi.
(Brittish narrator voice): And here we see the creepy lesbian stalking her prey. Will she be successful? Or will she just be creepy?
Seriously, what's the deal, Nova? Is Autumn not hot enough for you?
Vida: MY WAGINA IS BROKEN!!!! AAAH!
Baby.
Her name is Greta. She has blue eyes and brown hair.
Nolan: Uh-huh-huh-huh...you know what I'd totally be into right now? Fried eggs, man...fried eggs are like the bestest ever, man. Damn, I love fried eggs.
Vida: Stop bogarting the hash man and take a hit. You've got the munchies.
AND NOW PRESENTING: NOVA VS. THE CANDY MACHINE!
Nova: Got it...got it...come here you little bugger...yeah you thought you could get away...
*NOM NOM NOM NOM*
I think Nova is such a character.
Hey, look who Vida brought home from work. JAKE GYLLENHALL! Damn, if only this could happen in real life...
Vida: Hey, I thought "Bubble Boy" was a work of art!
Jake: Boobies!
Okay, come on...you can't fault her...'cus you know you'd hit that too if you could.
WUUUUUT????
False alarm...for a second I thought we'd have a mini-Jake baby running around this legacy. But I guess not. :(
Happy Birthday to Greta!
What a cutie-pie! Seriously, she's got the best of her parents and her head is normal shaped. (glares at Gideon) Unlike some sims I know.
MEANWHILE OUTSIDE THE HOUSE:
Autumn: AAAAAAAAAAAAH! I'M ON FIRE AND MY ARM IS DISLOCATED! HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN IN MIDDLE OF WINTER WHILE I'M WALKING AROUND THE HOUSE!?! AAAAAH!
Nova: Don't worry baby! I got you! It's because you are super hot!
Autumn: NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO BE FLIRTING WITH ME! AAAAAH!
Nova: Now see here Death, my wife is super hot. And I'm an old, creepy lesbian. Please don't take her from me.
Vida: I'M HAVING FLASHBACKS FROM COLLEGE! WAAAAH!
Violet: I'm glad I don't live here anymore.
Autumn was restored to life, by the way.
Gideon aged up to child. He's not half bad looking.
Nolan decided to stargaze and guess what happened.
Everyone: Have you seen Nolan?
Gideon: Does this help?
Nessa: No but that's awesome!
Jack leaves for college while everyone waits for Nolan's return.
Jack: See ya...wouldn't want to be ya!
And he's back.
Nova seems a little too happy that Nolan got butt-probed on a space ship.
Nova: Woo hoo! He got it in the pooper!
Nova, you are a freak and that's why I love you.
Predictable baby-bump.
Townie: duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh
Autumn: What the fuck! How am I on fire AGAIN! AAAH!
Nova: I got it, baby, I got it.
(Jaws theme song playing)
Nova: CRAP! Not again!
Nova: PLEEEEEASE with a cherry on top? She's too hot to die.
Death: Oh, I know. And believe me...you owe me one, sister.
Nova: WIN!
Autumn: I saw Averil. She says hi.
WE TAKE A BREAK FROM THIS LEGACY UPDATE FOR A LITTLE PICTURE SPAM: THE ADDISONS SLEEPING:
Vida and Nolan.
Nova and Autumn.
Ratna and Nessa.
Greta.
Gideon.
AND NOW BACK TO YOUR LEGACY UPDATE.
What better way to celebrate beating death than with a birthday.
Greta is ready to age up to a child.
CUTENESS and FISH LIPS!
Nolan: OH MY PENIS IS EXPLODING!
Nolan: Holy shit, a baby!
Vida: Whatcha got there, Nolan?
Nolan: A grey little baby girl!
Vida: No shit?
Nolan: No shit.
Vida: Who's the cutest little abomination? You are!
The baby's name is Gin and she was made possible by
skittledboxes Multi-pollination hack.
Uh-oh. Looks like Nessa's time on Earth has expired.
Bye-bye, Crazy Aunt Nessa...you added a little something to this boring old legacy. I thank you.
Poor Ratna...he can't keep it together. :(
Now who was the smarty-pants who decided to soak in the jacuzzi during a lightening storm?
So, I never used a cleaning bot before and this is what I "found" after leaving the room for a little bit.
HOLY CRAP!
Apparently, when it breaks...it spits out trash EVERYWHERE.
Greta mopes when she wakes-up in the morning. I totally feel her on this one.
This is what happens when you hold it in, kids.
Your kidneys explode into flames.
Vida: Please don't take my baby away! Please!
Death: What the hell people!?! I'm over here like every other day or something. Geeze, and all this begging. Can't a reaper do his fucking job? Lord! Fine...have your kid back.
Nolan: And that's how you beat death.
Gideon: I have to go pee again.
Gin aged up to toddler. I love her bald head! So cute!
Ratna goes on a search for a new lady. He meets this little lady here.
I guess they like each other.
Gideon: So, what am I supposed to do here? Do what with the candles?
Gideon as a teen. Meh...I'm not like...super stoked or anything.
Turn ons: Swimwear and Hats
Turn offs: grey hair
Popularity sim.
Profile shot of odd head shape.
Well shit, Vida got demoted at work.
Know how to recover from such a stressful thing?
Play in the bathtub, of course.
Death: Hey, remember me?
Nova: Duh, yeah. Weren't you here like...a few slides ago.
Death: Yeah, remember how I told you that you owed me?
Nova: Shit.
Death: Yup. Time to go, sister.
Nova: Nice stick.
Death: Don't distract me.
Death: See...the little hourglass is empty.
Nova: Please?
Death: There's no begging out of this one.
Nova: Fine...I'll go.
Death: Don't worry...you'll get to haunt the hell out of these people in a little bit.
Nova: M'kay.
SOBS!
With no reason to remain a hottie, Autumn ages up to elder.
I think she makes a pretty hot grannie.
Happy birthday to Gin!
Ping! She's a cutie...too bad she's not eligible for heir. :(
I spy with my little eye! A ghostly sim!
A pretty cute family photo of a meal in action. Ratna's girlfriend, Rosa, moved in.
Gideon skulks off to college.
Time for Greta to age up to teen.
Pre-makover...not to bad.
Post-makover: HOT!
Turn ons: Formal wear and brown hair
Turn off: blondes
Romance sim
Sure...Gin just happened to be standing there...sure.
Creepy kid is creepy.
Another one bites the dust. Thankfully, it was just some random townie.
Baby-bump for Rosa!
NOVA! LEAVE THE PRETTY PREGNANT LADY ALONE!
Yet another spontaneous combustion victim.
I'm starting to get bored of this.
Ratna: blah blah...don't take my baby and my child...blah blah.
Death: blah blah...okay you can have them back.
Blah!
Baby is born. His name is Brenton...
Family adopts a kitty! Its name is Roux.
Flying cat can fly.
Greta: No seriously, my family is like...plagued by death. He's like over here every other day.
Teen Townie: Uh whatever.
Greta: I'm being super serious! GUH! You are lame.
Time for Vida to age up to elder.
I love the wrinkles.
Teen Townie: I think you're hot.
Greta: Want to make out?
Gin ages up to teen as well..
Gin: What's with the ugly kid in the kitchen?
Nolan: Just blow out the candles, honey.
Here she is! Totally cute! I might have to have her move in with the family at some point...
Turn ons: Make-up and blonds
Turn off: Full face make-up
Popularity Sim.
Brenton ages up to child (but I forgot to take a picture).
Autumn goes to meet her lover in heaven...
Gin was really broken up about it even though they really didn't have many interactions with each other.
Ummmm....what I don't get is that the jacuzzi is like RIGHT THERE!
(she froze in the cold air)
Nolan: Don't worry, honey...I'll warm you up.
What a good partner Nolan is.
Greta leaves for college.
Nolan and Ratna age up to elders!
THE END
It is really a miracle they survived...with all that spontaneous combustion and frequent visits from the Reaper. Geeze.
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