-- carcinoGeneticist [CG] began trolling entranceWay [EW] --

[forevercapslock]

[Text]

dear paradox space

Comments

[usskickass]

...Is something wrong?

[That was a lot of gobbledygook. And only she does that. B|]

[forevercapslock]

yes.
yes that is something wrong.
that is what the wall of text was for.
to explain the thing that is wrong.

[usskickass]

[:|]

Your keyboard is broken? Can't you get a new one?

[forevercapslock]

yes, i intend to do that. but first i had to express my displeasure with the universe.
this was an important step in the sequence of events leading up to me getting a new husktop.

[usskickass]

You know, it's that kind of thing that's going to make you have a heart attack before your last growth spurt.

[forevercapslock]

i'm not entirely sure what a heart attack is, but if it's something humans get, i am willing to bet i don't have to worry about it.

[usskickass]

I think any species with a heart runs the risk of it. Your heart can't take all that forced rage, kid.

[forevercapslock]

i notice you said "forced rage".

[usskickass]

I did.

[You wanna fight about it?]

[forevercapslock]

this is my natural state of being.

[usskickass]

I don't think you have that much to be angry about, kid. You could stand to relax a little.

[GEE SHE COULDN'T BE TALKING FROM EXPERIENCE OR SOMETHING COULD SHE??? gasp horror gasp]

[forevercapslock]

bluh bluh fine.
i will relax.
i will do this once my keyboard is fixed and the balance of the universe is restored.

[usskickass]

Good. It'll do you wonders, kid.