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dear paradox space,
i would like to say that you are a giant, gushing wet douche. after all the fucking bullshit you have thrown at me in the last six sweeps, up to and including giving me horns like fucking hotdogs, this is the last insult i will accept from you. i tried to be a fucking patient guy with you, but no, you had to be the greasiest, grodiest nookstain in existence. i calmly got my shift keys fixed and now you've decided not only to break them again, but to kill off my capslock key as well.
what if those keys had families? the shift lusus will no longer be coming home to feed little wiggler surprise noodle. she will be left all alone, starving and cold in her hive that is too fucking big for her because she wasn't old enough to realize yet that you don't need 843166354154 fucking rooms when you're full grown, until some douche on a flying seahorse comes along and culls her, all the while telling her in his fucking douchebag hipster accent that her filthblood made her "unwworthy" of life, and she will be fed to a fucking spider the size of the moon.
aren't you ashamed of yourself.
(that is a statement instead of a question, because, as previously explained, little wiggler surprise noodle is *dead*, and therefore won't be making any more fucking appearances.)
go fuck yourself,
karkat vantas
dear paradox space,
i would like to say that you are a giant, gushing wet douche. after all the fucking bullshit you have thrown at me in the last six sweeps, up to and including giving me horns like fucking hotdogs, this is the last insult i will accept from you. i tried to be a fucking patient guy with you, but no, you had to be the greasiest, grodiest nookstain in existence. i calmly got my shift keys fixed and now you've decided not only to break them again, but to kill off my capslock key as well.
what if those keys had families? the shift lusus will no longer be coming home to feed little wiggler surprise noodle. she will be left all alone, starving and cold in her hive that is too fucking big for her because she wasn't old enough to realize yet that you don't need 843166354154 fucking rooms when you're full grown, until some douche on a flying seahorse comes along and culls her, all the while telling her in his fucking douchebag hipster accent that her filthblood made her "unwworthy" of life, and she will be fed to a fucking spider the size of the moon.
aren't you ashamed of yourself.
(that is a statement instead of a question, because, as previously explained, little wiggler surprise noodle is *dead*, and therefore won't be making any more fucking appearances.)
go fuck yourself,
karkat vantas