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Jul 28, 2011 19:34

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[Text] urnewkingbitch July 29 2011, 02:44:14 UTC

that was such a motivating speech i think i might weep for that poor cinderella in your story
maybe have a moment of silence for the shift and capslock keys that were her totally misunderstood step family
and then hope that her prince charming would save her from a brutal killing by the big bad wolf
because fuck those three little pigs for being so damn smart and hopefully the prince isnt a hunter
or hes a fail one so that he wont end up like the wolf in reds story
ill also have a minute to mourn the loss of question marks

[Text] forevercapslock July 29 2011, 02:53:35 UTC

i am about to projectile mourn all over my keyboard.

[Text] urnewkingbitch July 29 2011, 03:01:41 UTC

im not the one cleaning that up
your entire keyboard might die
but it really doesnt matter unless youre creepily attached to that one
magic closets keep an infinite stock
i dont think i really want to know how you broke those keys
did you rage so bad that you managed to make them unresponsive

[Text] forevercapslock July 29 2011, 03:09:18 UTC

i'm fairly fucking sure it's sollux's fault for not fixing them correctly the last time they broke.
and i'm not getting a new fucking husktop just because three of my keys stopped working. file transfer isn't exactly one of my top hobbies.

[Text] urnewkingbitch July 29 2011, 03:13:57 UTC

what do trolls not have portable storage devices or flash drives

[Text] forevercapslock July 29 2011, 03:17:28 UTC

stop being the voice of fucking reason, strider, it's freaking my shit right out.
that isn't the point anyway. the point is that paradox space has it out for me, and i'm trying to let it know that i'm onto it.

[Text] urnewkingbitch July 29 2011, 03:51:43 UTC

please
its common sense to store important shit on your flash drive and put it in a lock box or fire box or something just in case
paradox space has always been a sadistic fuck no matter what you do
it gives no shits about whether it knows your onto it or not because itll just keep on doing what it does best
fucking your day up

[Text] forevercapslock July 29 2011, 18:14:57 UTC

and since we both *know* that, just allow me to have one cathartic moment uninterrupted by you thinking you know everything better than me.

[Text] urnewkingbitch July 29 2011, 19:48:32 UTC

and wouldnt that be a b with an itch

[Text] forevercapslock July 29 2011, 20:30:47 UTC

not for me, it wouldn't.

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