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[foretastes]

( phone; attempted filter away from all male characters. all of them. except the filter has failed. )

[Terezi sounds utterly dismayed on the phone today. Her voice is full of devastation; there is no one more tragic than her right now. No one. She has all the tragedy. All of it.]Hello, ladies of the species, whatever species you are, which I am

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[nolongeralpha]

...I get the feeling this isn't about when you stuffed me in your shirt.

[foretastes]

No, Dave! It's different when it's pale-- um, that is, it is totally different when we are awesome bros.

[nolongeralpha]

[Flew right over his head]

Also when I'm a bird. I'm guessing this was more the "groping" kind of touching than the "stuffed between them" kind of touching.

[foretastes]

Yeah, that kind. I am feeling kind of.

Weird.

About it.

[nolongeralpha]

Yeah, seems complicated.

Uh, was this a normal kind of semi-unwanted chestnubtouching, or did it have to do with that last thing screwing with all our heads and probably messing up your chestnubtouching-piorities?

[foretastes]

I think the last thing... but maybe a bit of the first too?

[nolongeralpha]

So basically something you might kinda be okay with normally but were totally okay with as Crazy Bitch TZ? Shit, where's Rose when you need her.

[foretastes]

I do not need psychological analysis! Jeez.

[nolongeralpha]

Even though you basically were going "oh my gaaaawd someone tell me what to do about all my chestnubtouching feelings!" over the phone?

[foretastes]

...I guess. I should probably try to sort out how I feel about this, huh?

[dave guess what

guess what

you're acting like a moirail and you don't even know it]

[nolongeralpha]

Yeah that would generally be the first step to moving on with your life and not turning into some chestnub-trauma-case.

[He will be the best morail without even trying]

[foretastes]

I think you're right. Um, well... I guess you could give me some advice and I will not deny it this time.

[nolongeralpha]

[Aw shit don't go placing your TRUST on him, that shit's heavy... plus he doesn't know the answer THIS IS WHY HE WANTED ROSE]

Uh, guess we should start by clearing the air... going by what I remember of that shitty 5-troll reality, we're talking about Gamzee, huh?

[...oh god no wonder she's so conflicted. hatestuck!Gamzee was like the cool version of Gamzee, all the time. Normal Gamzee was, well...]

[foretastes]

[YEEEEEEEEAH basically.]

Yeah. Which is really weird because, well, it's Gamzee.

[nolongeralpha]

Okay, yeah, I see your problem. 5troll Gamzee was like some kind of pimp coolguy asshole or something, but now he's back to... Gamzee.

Y'know, asshole-Gamzee kinda reminds me of the first time I talked to him. We had pretty much the most awesome rap-off in all of paradox space.

[foretastes]

[she sort of wishes she could have seen this.]

Eheheheh. One day you will have to teach me how to rap.

See, when Gamzee's not being an idiot, he's actually shockingly competent.