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[foretastes]

( phone; attempted filter away from all male characters. all of them. except the filter has failed. )

[Terezi sounds utterly dismayed on the phone today. Her voice is full of devastation; there is no one more tragic than her right now. No one. She has all the tragedy. All of it.]Hello, ladies of the species, whatever species you are, which I am

Comments

[spiraldoll]

If it is truly bothering you, and you feel like you betrayed the other, you should tell them and be honest about the feelings you have! It would not be good to keep all those thoughts bundled up.

[foretastes]

Mostly I am incredibly disappointed in myself! Usually I am more certain of things.

[spiraldoll]

People cannot always be certain. We all falter, but it is alright. We have friends to help us when we cannot figure things out ourselves. So, do not be disappointed in yourself because of that, you have no need to!

It sounds like you are worried, but it will be alright!

[foretastes]

I hope so! I just don't want to upset anyone.

[heteropennae]

Um... Do you mean your breasts? I don't think you should be letting just any boy touch those anyways...

[foretastes]

What are breasts? I'm talking about chest nubs.

[same thing]

[heteropennae]

Well, either or, this seems like something that should be more special.

[foretastes]

It was special! But it was also supposed to be specialer and I am in despair.

[float_like_a]

Ch... chest nubs?

[foretastes]

My chest nubs!

[DEVASTATED]

[float_like_a]

Then you have to teach him a lesson! That sort of behavior is completely unacceptable!

[foretastes]

I wouldn't even have minded it! Except it happened at totally the wrong time.

[nolongeralpha]

...I get the feeling this isn't about when you stuffed me in your shirt.

[foretastes]

No, Dave! It's different when it's pale-- um, that is, it is totally different when we are awesome bros.

[nolongeralpha]

[Flew right over his head]

Also when I'm a bird. I'm guessing this was more the "groping" kind of touching than the "stuffed between them" kind of touching.

[foretastes]

Yeah, that kind. I am feeling kind of.

Weird.

About it.

[miraculls]

[Wow, this is super awkward!!

...or at least it would be for anyone who is not a spongeless idiot like Gamzee.]

Whooooooooa, you can all be saving that shit? Like in an imperial beetle coffer or something? [And now he is imagining a piggybank full of IOUs for chest nub touching....]

[foretastes]

...

This audio hook call is exactly the opposite of meant for you.

[miraculls]

Whooooooooooooops, sorry. Who's the motherfucker it's all up and meant for? I can see if Karkat's chillaxing somewhere in this hive.

[foretastes]

Oh my god, Gamzee!

[shrieks

SHRIEKS LOUDER]

GAMZEE!!

[okay so shouting his name again won't help matters but it feels nice to yell it accusatorily]