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Timesuck brought to my attention courtesy of morlith
Today, me and my best friend made a pact, that on each of our weddings, we'd stand up, say: I'd like to make a toast, take out a toaster, put it on the table, wait for the toast to pop up, and sit down casually. I can't wait. MLIA
Today at school, I was on my way to english class when I noticed a sign taped to the door. It read: "'Let's eat grandma!' or, 'Let's eat, grandma!' Punctuation saves lives." I laughed for about 10 minutes. MLIA [I need to send this to my mom and fullauto's mom and grandma... heh]
Etc...(hey, I was amused anyway... now I need a friend to "toast" :) )
ETA: This one's for rev_mom:
Today my little brother went up to my grandma and asked "Why don't you have a boyfriend, most grandmas do.?" My grandma replied "My TV is my boyfriend" Then, the TV turned to fuzz and she proceeded to hit it. The doorbell rang and she had my brother answer it, it was the preacher asking to speak to her. My brother said "She can't, she is too busy bangin' her boyfriend in the bedroom." MLIA
Today, me and my best friend made a pact, that on each of our weddings, we'd stand up, say: I'd like to make a toast, take out a toaster, put it on the table, wait for the toast to pop up, and sit down casually. I can't wait. MLIA
Today at school, I was on my way to english class when I noticed a sign taped to the door. It read: "'Let's eat grandma!' or, 'Let's eat, grandma!' Punctuation saves lives." I laughed for about 10 minutes. MLIA [I need to send this to my mom and fullauto's mom and grandma... heh]
Etc...(hey, I was amused anyway... now I need a friend to "toast" :) )
ETA: This one's for rev_mom:
Today my little brother went up to my grandma and asked "Why don't you have a boyfriend, most grandmas do.?" My grandma replied "My TV is my boyfriend" Then, the TV turned to fuzz and she proceeded to hit it. The doorbell rang and she had my brother answer it, it was the preacher asking to speak to her. My brother said "She can't, she is too busy bangin' her boyfriend in the bedroom." MLIA