You guys, if you love me AT ALL and don't feel any particular desire to vote for your own home town, please go to the
X-Men Origins: Wolverine contest site and vote for Washington, D.C. to host the premiere of the movie. (You can use the zip code 20005 if you want - it's a central DC location.) Ask your friends to vote, too! Then maybe for once I can actually see a real live movie star and stuff. Which would be exciting, yo. Especially if his name rhymed with, say, Buyin Kennels. Or Blue Pacman.
PLEASEIWILLLOVEYOUFOREVERKTHX!