There's nothing quite like the tantalizing aroma of fresh shark bait

Apr 06, 2006 15:45

General Motors decided to launch a new advertising campaign for their gas-guzzling field tanks posing as road vehicles, this one being christened "The Chevy Tahoe". So naturally, being the fervent GM enthusiast that I am, I decided to lend my services.

You own the road

We get off on destroying the planet

Redefining Sodomy

River

Grand Canyon

I love how these people just stick out their throats and hand us the knife. What a better way to invite derision from liberal dissidents than to put up a site such as this. Have they learned nothing from The Sloganator?

Apparently not.
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