I am pleased to announce that I finally received my voter registration card, which was originally presumed to be "lost in the mail" or else inadvertently used as a toilet paper substitute by the GOP which would certainly have nothing to do with the mass disenfranchisement of democratic voters in the state of Florida.
Anyway, this essentially means that I will have the extraordinary pleasure of negating at least one Republican vote in this steaming cesspool of crackpot values, patriotic insolence and fiscal austerity. So when I see this person, this mindless servant of the fascist machine, emerging from their virtual mineshaft of socio-political oblivion to cast their vote for George W. Bush; I can walk right up to them, look them straight in the eye, and say ..
"I don't think so"
Go back to your nursing home you geriatric fossil, or to your rat-infested trailer park you disease-ridden, septic tank inhabitant. And for the love of God, stop trying to vote in my country, lest we see this happen again.
And for Christ's sake, anyone who talks like this ..
"I want to thank my friend, Senator Bill Frist, for joining us today. You're doing a heck of a job. You cut your teeth here, right? That's where you started practicing? That's good. He married a Texas girl, I want you to know. Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me."
.. should not be running the country. Period.
Remember Florida, four hurricanes in 6 weeks can't be wrong.