Don't be fooled by cheap imitations
Hey look everyone, someone decided to create a troll account for the sole purpose of impersonating me. I never knew I was that significant or interesting to complete strangers on the internet, but apparently I am. This rather half-assed, two-bit facsimile of myself has concocted a username that is just brimming with spunk and originality:
forestf0rest
The lengths some people will go to just to get my attention never ceases to amaze me. The aspirations of the incurably dull-witted, too bad the journal itself is completely devoid of comedic value. Maybe some day, young apprentice, you will be able to match the scintillating wit of yours truly, but unfortunately it probably won't happen in this lifetime.
How amusing.
*yawn*
forestf0rest
The lengths some people will go to just to get my attention never ceases to amaze me. The aspirations of the incurably dull-witted, too bad the journal itself is completely devoid of comedic value. Maybe some day, young apprentice, you will be able to match the scintillating wit of yours truly, but unfortunately it probably won't happen in this lifetime.
How amusing.
*yawn*