And hosting a "Worlds Largest Food Item" in a place with no food, is one of them:
(Get 1.2 million starving people. place 2 mile long sandwich infront of them. Tell them to wait while we measure. Hilariousity ensues.)
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20081017/od_nm/us_guinness_sandwich World record sandwich? Iranians eat evidence
TEHRAN (Reuters) - Iran failed Friday to register what it said would be the world's largest sandwich in the Guinness book of World Records after people rushed forward and began eating it -- before it was measured.
Event organizers had planned to stuff the 1,500-meter-long sandwich with 700 kg of ostrich meat and 700 kg of chicken, and display it in a park in the capital Tehran.
But as the sandwich was being measured, chaos ensued. The giant snack was gone in minutes,