“Instruments are not important….Pants are important”
-Go Buy Rock kills Kid Cd. It’s amazing. I think many of you out there reading this would like it. Kind of 80’s….kind of early u2.…their inspiration is the cure…It’s just a great cd!
-My 4 photographs sold as a set for 20.00 at the auction. I’m very happy about that!
-I believe the Emmy’s are tonight and I love the fact that everyone involved with the Emmy’s is mad because ABC is airing POTC: Curse of the Black Pearl at the same time…and that’s so totally going to draw viewers away from the Emmy’s.
-My aunt was talking about some kid in the market and my mom says “The king in the market?” Yeah mom there’s a king in the market…..there’s this whole royalty that exists in the market universe that is all kept hush hush. They decide when to put the holiday displays out and such.
-Seriously my mom is one of the funniest people in the world without ever trying to be funny. Consider these two other bits of dialogue from my mom
me-I want an English accent…but I want to be Irish
mom-Vava (Woah I don’t know how to spell that--it means grandomother) Is Irish
me-She is?
Mom-yeah she has some polish in her
(Ok first I don’t think she has polish in her at all…and how does being polish make you irish)
Dina-Learning medical terminology is like learning a new language
Mom-Yeah like ordering at Taco Bell!
(Right because the words “Taco” and “Nacho” are so hard to learn….haha.
Friday 8-25-06 me,missy, mo, denise, joelle, heather and Amanda went to star bucks for Amanda’s birthday
Joelle made a log cake “Logosaurus” To mark the special occasion
The Mom-mobile. Oh the fun taking these pics while cars are coming down the street
Mo and Denise clearly could never win that “Who wants to be a Superhero” show because they can’t even get the superhero fist shake right…ok fist shake? fist bump? Oh I’m just making things up…but I think you know what I mean. If not you wouldn’t be the first. I’m not even sure what they were doing in this picture. It’s my job to make stuff like this up!
Mo is frightened out of her mind…perhaps because I’m standing next to her…and Joelle is practicing her ice skating for the winter Olympics….and holding logosaurus at the same time. Impressive no?
In theory Amanda could have held logosaurus in her lap while she drove but she isn’t britney spears (thank god) plus that would make Karl K. Fed and that is JUST WRONG! So logosaurus sat in the back seat with me safely buckled up…and it gave us a chance to bond.
Riding in the mom-mobile is just too much fun. So much fun that we missed our exit because people were talking about….uh….let’s just say the Krebs cycle (Even though in my mind it’s the crabs cycle)
Started talking about our bridesmaid dresses again and how we all really like them in the black color…and then we could all wear pearls and Amanda says “If Rachel was going to wear Pearls they would be “black pearls” Ah yes she knows me well!
The mad scientist unleashes her unholy creation onto the world! (Insert Evil Laugh Here)
Oh and I’m going to marry Amanda (Ok well she’s already married) but I’m supposed to marry her because she said “Hi” to me. That’s how marriages work…you say hi to someone and then you marry them. At least that’s what Starbucks said…and star bucks is full of infinite wisdom.
Denise is special because she was the only one who got a smiley face drawn on her drink…no really…they thought she was really *special* (Hehe..I’m so evil)
(Sung to the batman theme) “Tough Girls….da da da da…(oh lots of da’s..or is it na’s? to follow)…..Tough Girls!”
The Gun show starring Joelle, Heather and Missy. ABC. Thursday night. 9:00. The girls take on the people who have turned into mutants because they have eaten too many hot dogs (This mutant thing is actually true-heard it on the radio)
My Tiny gun show…more like a water gun. And that’s supposed to be my tough face. Don’t mess with me all you miscreants of the world! I’ll unleash my water gun and tough face on you.
Don’t our armpits smell like a meadow in spring time? You are sooo wishing your computer had smell-o-vision. Well maybe not….oh yes you do. You don’t fool me.
Also talked about moustaches which is always a fun topic!
Hyperactivity to the 100th power. For some people coming out of Starbucks is like coming out of Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory….minus creepy singing OOMPA LOOMPA’s.
I got scared of my own shadow and almost made Joelle pee in her pants. I’m such a great friend!
On Saturday 8-26-06 me, Joelle and JeseeMoMissy went to see the all star roller derby game (RI vs. NY) in Providence
Joelle and the pimp walk to the roller derby
This was the mark that we’d bought a ticket…I still don’t know what it says. DR. D??? What? Can someone help me out?
Our Commentators for the evening…no Diamond Dan in sight
I was very sad
Today the roller derby….tomorrow broadway dancers!
I’m a little scared to know what Bubba the show off ref was doing behind the scoreboard…I’m just going to say he was looking for Trolls and discussing hair tips with them.
Beyonslay did a birthday dance…..
Before she got slapped on the butt by all the players! Oh no! Not humiliating at all! This brings back bad memories of Kindergarten for me! Don’t ask!
Roller Derby Action
“Hands up if you feel me…say oh yeah”
No worries here folks…just some people acting out a highly dramatic soap opera scene.
Carlotta-If I die pass on my helmet to our daughter
Raoul-No Carolotta! You can’t die! Who will cook my dinner for me?
Selma-Why am I even in this scene?
I love how the Refs are just standing there doing NOTHING while these girls are on the floor. They are just turned on by the whole thing….that’s what I think
Demons were hiding in the crowd….but they couldn’t hide from me
Space Girls(Not Spice Girls) were also in the crowd….but they were cute…unlike the demons with glowing eyes, not so cute!
Score keepers must always dress like this and have purple hair. It’s the in roller derby guide book! Look it up!
During the breaks a very loud band called “Chain Letter” Played which made us leave the room.
But of course a roller derby game would not be complete without a half dressed musician. His shirt was on…(He reminded me of Ashton Kutcher)
But quickly it was removed….but at least his pants remained on.
Like Jesse had said in the car ride going up…the instruments are not important…pants are important!
So out in the hall we amused ourselves
Hmmm…I can’t remember if this is Joelle’s bowling pose or her cover of her exercise video pose. Either way it’s great
We have pirate themed outfits even when we don’t plan it.
Wha Happened???
Falafel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Back to the game…it was a very close most of the game but RI pulled it off in the end to win! YAY!!!!!
Then we got lost getting to Thayer St….but finally made it.
Missy kept calling me “My” “Where’s My….” Me-I have a name you know
Standing on the D.S…or Death Steet…”A Nightmare on Death Street”
Tealuxe (The tea bar) Seemed to be having disco night!
Fun times indeed this weekend. I know the coolest people ever!
Random Photo of the day
The pirate doll thingys (Can’t remember what these are called) at the museum of science
Seth Cohen Quote/Scene of the day (This is a great call back to the car scene from the episode where they go to TJ)-In this scene Ryan is driving Seth to the airport to see Anna before she boards the plane.
Seth-Come on man. her flight leaves soon
Ryan-I’m doing 75 in a 65 alright?
Seth-(girly voice) I’m doing 75 in a 60-(normal voice) Everyone knows 80 is the new 75
Ryan-What? Who talks like that?
Seth-What is up with the air condition? My jewfro is frizzing out and I look like Screech
Ryan-The a.c. is fine
Seth-What is this music?
Ryab-(He’s had enough) Do NOT insult Journey
-My 4 photographs sold as a set for 20.00 at the auction. I’m very happy about that!
-I believe the Emmy’s are tonight and I love the fact that everyone involved with the Emmy’s is mad because ABC is airing POTC: Curse of the Black Pearl at the same time…and that’s so totally going to draw viewers away from the Emmy’s.
-My aunt was talking about some kid in the market and my mom says “The king in the market?” Yeah mom there’s a king in the market…..there’s this whole royalty that exists in the market universe that is all kept hush hush. They decide when to put the holiday displays out and such.
-Seriously my mom is one of the funniest people in the world without ever trying to be funny. Consider these two other bits of dialogue from my mom
me-I want an English accent…but I want to be Irish
mom-Vava (Woah I don’t know how to spell that--it means grandomother) Is Irish
me-She is?
Mom-yeah she has some polish in her
(Ok first I don’t think she has polish in her at all…and how does being polish make you irish)
Dina-Learning medical terminology is like learning a new language
Mom-Yeah like ordering at Taco Bell!
(Right because the words “Taco” and “Nacho” are so hard to learn….haha.
Friday 8-25-06 me,missy, mo, denise, joelle, heather and Amanda went to star bucks for Amanda’s birthday
Joelle made a log cake “Logosaurus” To mark the special occasion
The Mom-mobile. Oh the fun taking these pics while cars are coming down the street
Mo and Denise clearly could never win that “Who wants to be a Superhero” show because they can’t even get the superhero fist shake right…ok fist shake? fist bump? Oh I’m just making things up…but I think you know what I mean. If not you wouldn’t be the first. I’m not even sure what they were doing in this picture. It’s my job to make stuff like this up!
Mo is frightened out of her mind…perhaps because I’m standing next to her…and Joelle is practicing her ice skating for the winter Olympics….and holding logosaurus at the same time. Impressive no?
In theory Amanda could have held logosaurus in her lap while she drove but she isn’t britney spears (thank god) plus that would make Karl K. Fed and that is JUST WRONG! So logosaurus sat in the back seat with me safely buckled up…and it gave us a chance to bond.
Riding in the mom-mobile is just too much fun. So much fun that we missed our exit because people were talking about….uh….let’s just say the Krebs cycle (Even though in my mind it’s the crabs cycle)
Started talking about our bridesmaid dresses again and how we all really like them in the black color…and then we could all wear pearls and Amanda says “If Rachel was going to wear Pearls they would be “black pearls” Ah yes she knows me well!
The mad scientist unleashes her unholy creation onto the world! (Insert Evil Laugh Here)
Oh and I’m going to marry Amanda (Ok well she’s already married) but I’m supposed to marry her because she said “Hi” to me. That’s how marriages work…you say hi to someone and then you marry them. At least that’s what Starbucks said…and star bucks is full of infinite wisdom.
Denise is special because she was the only one who got a smiley face drawn on her drink…no really…they thought she was really *special* (Hehe..I’m so evil)
(Sung to the batman theme) “Tough Girls….da da da da…(oh lots of da’s..or is it na’s? to follow)…..Tough Girls!”
The Gun show starring Joelle, Heather and Missy. ABC. Thursday night. 9:00. The girls take on the people who have turned into mutants because they have eaten too many hot dogs (This mutant thing is actually true-heard it on the radio)
My Tiny gun show…more like a water gun. And that’s supposed to be my tough face. Don’t mess with me all you miscreants of the world! I’ll unleash my water gun and tough face on you.
Don’t our armpits smell like a meadow in spring time? You are sooo wishing your computer had smell-o-vision. Well maybe not….oh yes you do. You don’t fool me.
Also talked about moustaches which is always a fun topic!
Hyperactivity to the 100th power. For some people coming out of Starbucks is like coming out of Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory….minus creepy singing OOMPA LOOMPA’s.
I got scared of my own shadow and almost made Joelle pee in her pants. I’m such a great friend!
On Saturday 8-26-06 me, Joelle and JeseeMoMissy went to see the all star roller derby game (RI vs. NY) in Providence
Joelle and the pimp walk to the roller derby
This was the mark that we’d bought a ticket…I still don’t know what it says. DR. D??? What? Can someone help me out?
Our Commentators for the evening…no Diamond Dan in sight
I was very sad
Today the roller derby….tomorrow broadway dancers!
I’m a little scared to know what Bubba the show off ref was doing behind the scoreboard…I’m just going to say he was looking for Trolls and discussing hair tips with them.
Beyonslay did a birthday dance…..
Before she got slapped on the butt by all the players! Oh no! Not humiliating at all! This brings back bad memories of Kindergarten for me! Don’t ask!
Roller Derby Action
“Hands up if you feel me…say oh yeah”
No worries here folks…just some people acting out a highly dramatic soap opera scene.
Carlotta-If I die pass on my helmet to our daughter
Raoul-No Carolotta! You can’t die! Who will cook my dinner for me?
Selma-Why am I even in this scene?
I love how the Refs are just standing there doing NOTHING while these girls are on the floor. They are just turned on by the whole thing….that’s what I think
Demons were hiding in the crowd….but they couldn’t hide from me
Space Girls(Not Spice Girls) were also in the crowd….but they were cute…unlike the demons with glowing eyes, not so cute!
Score keepers must always dress like this and have purple hair. It’s the in roller derby guide book! Look it up!
During the breaks a very loud band called “Chain Letter” Played which made us leave the room.
But of course a roller derby game would not be complete without a half dressed musician. His shirt was on…(He reminded me of Ashton Kutcher)
But quickly it was removed….but at least his pants remained on.
Like Jesse had said in the car ride going up…the instruments are not important…pants are important!
So out in the hall we amused ourselves
Hmmm…I can’t remember if this is Joelle’s bowling pose or her cover of her exercise video pose. Either way it’s great
We have pirate themed outfits even when we don’t plan it.
Wha Happened???
Falafel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Back to the game…it was a very close most of the game but RI pulled it off in the end to win! YAY!!!!!
Then we got lost getting to Thayer St….but finally made it.
Missy kept calling me “My” “Where’s My….” Me-I have a name you know
Standing on the D.S…or Death Steet…”A Nightmare on Death Street”
Tealuxe (The tea bar) Seemed to be having disco night!
Fun times indeed this weekend. I know the coolest people ever!
Random Photo of the day
The pirate doll thingys (Can’t remember what these are called) at the museum of science
Seth Cohen Quote/Scene of the day (This is a great call back to the car scene from the episode where they go to TJ)-In this scene Ryan is driving Seth to the airport to see Anna before she boards the plane.
Seth-Come on man. her flight leaves soon
Ryan-I’m doing 75 in a 65 alright?
Seth-(girly voice) I’m doing 75 in a 60-(normal voice) Everyone knows 80 is the new 75
Ryan-What? Who talks like that?
Seth-What is up with the air condition? My jewfro is frizzing out and I look like Screech
Ryan-The a.c. is fine
Seth-What is this music?
Ryab-(He’s had enough) Do NOT insult Journey