FUCK THIS SHIT.

[footsaw]

DEAR SEVENTEEN

I'M A POLYAMOROUS BISEXUAL EATHBENDING GODDESS HEIRESS WHO HAS BEEN RECENTLY ENGAGED TO A MAN I DON'T LOVE AND AM NOT ATTRACTED TO, WHILE PRIMARILY DATING A NINJA, AND MAINTAINING SECONDARY RELATIONSHIPS WITH VARIOUS OTHERS

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[jerkybender]

WIKIPEDIA ALSO SAYS FAMOUS RICH PEOPLE FUCK KOALAS AND GREEN ARROW IS THE PRINCE OF THE FIRE NATION. GO FOR THE PORNO MAG ADVICE, I'M TELLING YOU, IT'S 100% BETTER. CHERI MAGAZINE WOULD HAVE JUST TOLD YOU TO HAVE ANAL SEX WITH EVERYONE INVOLVED UNTIL THINGS WERE BETTER! :D HOW IS THAT NOT A WIN-WIN SITUATION?

ALSO, I GOT YOU A PRESENT.

[footsaw]

:O BUT RICH PEOPLE DON'T FUCK KOALAS! THEY ONLY FUCK KOALA -SHEEP! KOALAS ARE FREAKY. OH YEAH. ANAL SEX FIXES EVERYTHING. EXCEPT AIDS.

:D A PRESENT?!

WHAT IS IT...?

[jerkybender]

WELL, I HAVEN'T YET COME UP WITH THE SOLUTION TO AIDS, BUT I AM CERTAIN ANAL SEX FIGURES IN SOMEWHERE!

[smeller_b]

/BEE

OH... OH GOD. I'M IN CLASS, SO I HAD TO RESIST THE URGE TO LAUGH VERY LOUDLY. A+

[footsaw]

BLUE HAIR DYE?! YOU'RE THE BEST SOKKA!

*DUMPS ENTIRE JAR OVER HEAD*

GOOGLE LIKES ME BETTER THAN IMAGES.

[jerkybender]

NO PROBLEM. IT WAS THERE, I WAS THERE, YOU LOOKED MOPEY AND UNNATURAL WITH RED HAIR. WANG FIRE > SEVENTEEN MAGAZINE!