FUCK THIS SHIT.
DEAR SEVENTEEN
I'M A POLYAMOROUS BISEXUAL EATHBENDING GODDESS HEIRESS WHO HAS BEEN RECENTLY ENGAGED TO A MAN I DON'T LOVE AND AM NOT ATTRACTED TO, WHILE PRIMARILY DATING A NINJA, AND MAINTAINING SECONDARY RELATIONSHIPS WITH VARIOUS OTHERS.
MY PRIMARY PARTNER ALSO APPEARED TO BE POLYAMOROUS, BUT I'VE BEEN TOLD RECENTLY BY AT LEAST ONE (NOT VERY RELIABLE) PERSON THAT HE'S BEEN WITH ONLY ME SINCE WE STARTED DATING. TODAY HE FOUND ME IN A COMPROMISING POSITION WITH A SECONDARY LOVER.
THAT SAME SECONDARY LOVER IS INVOLVED IN A BISEXUAL RELATIONSHIP WITH A M/F TRANSGENDERED PERSON, AND HE PROFESSES TO LOVE HER, WHICH LED ME TO BELIEVE THAT HE TOO WAS POLYAMOROUS, AND OUR RELATIONSHIP WAS SECONDARY FOR BOTH OF US.
WHEN THE TWO MEN MET ONE ANOTHER, THEY BOTH BECAME POSSESSIVE AND PROTECTIVE OF THEIR RELATIONSHIPS WITH ME. I DON'T KNOW WHAT I SHOULD DO OR SAY TO EITHER OF THEM. I FUCKING HATE DRAMA LLAMAS. I DON'T WANT THEM TO FIGHT. BUT I DON'T WANT TO HURT EITHER OF THEIR FEELINGS. THEN THERE'S THE MATTER OF MY POSSIBLY SOON HAVING TO MARRY SOMEONE ELSE. PLEASE HELP.
RICH BITCH
DEAR RICH BITCH.
YOUR UNORTHODOX SEXUALITY IS TOO COMPLICATED FOR US TO FATHOM, AND MAKES KUNG FU ACTION JESUS CRY. PLEASE DIE IN A FIRE.
SEVENTEEN.
WELL THAT WAS HELPFUL.
HARU, YOU BITCH, I AM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU. THEN I'M GOING TO RESURRECT YOU. THEN I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU TRY TO GUILT TRIP ME AND FUCK WITH MY EMOTIONS.
ALSO, MY HAIR'S NOW RED BECAUSE I GOT DARED TO DYE IT. WHOEVER MADE UP THAT DARE FORGOT I DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT COLOURS EXCEPT BLUE. BLUE. BECAUSE BLUE HAIR IS BEST. :DDDDD
I'M A POLYAMOROUS BISEXUAL EATHBENDING GODDESS HEIRESS WHO HAS BEEN RECENTLY ENGAGED TO A MAN I DON'T LOVE AND AM NOT ATTRACTED TO, WHILE PRIMARILY DATING A NINJA, AND MAINTAINING SECONDARY RELATIONSHIPS WITH VARIOUS OTHERS.
MY PRIMARY PARTNER ALSO APPEARED TO BE POLYAMOROUS, BUT I'VE BEEN TOLD RECENTLY BY AT LEAST ONE (NOT VERY RELIABLE) PERSON THAT HE'S BEEN WITH ONLY ME SINCE WE STARTED DATING. TODAY HE FOUND ME IN A COMPROMISING POSITION WITH A SECONDARY LOVER.
THAT SAME SECONDARY LOVER IS INVOLVED IN A BISEXUAL RELATIONSHIP WITH A M/F TRANSGENDERED PERSON, AND HE PROFESSES TO LOVE HER, WHICH LED ME TO BELIEVE THAT HE TOO WAS POLYAMOROUS, AND OUR RELATIONSHIP WAS SECONDARY FOR BOTH OF US.
WHEN THE TWO MEN MET ONE ANOTHER, THEY BOTH BECAME POSSESSIVE AND PROTECTIVE OF THEIR RELATIONSHIPS WITH ME. I DON'T KNOW WHAT I SHOULD DO OR SAY TO EITHER OF THEM. I FUCKING HATE DRAMA LLAMAS. I DON'T WANT THEM TO FIGHT. BUT I DON'T WANT TO HURT EITHER OF THEIR FEELINGS. THEN THERE'S THE MATTER OF MY POSSIBLY SOON HAVING TO MARRY SOMEONE ELSE. PLEASE HELP.
RICH BITCH
DEAR RICH BITCH.
YOUR UNORTHODOX SEXUALITY IS TOO COMPLICATED FOR US TO FATHOM, AND MAKES KUNG FU ACTION JESUS CRY. PLEASE DIE IN A FIRE.
SEVENTEEN.
WELL THAT WAS HELPFUL.
HARU, YOU BITCH, I AM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU. THEN I'M GOING TO RESURRECT YOU. THEN I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU TRY TO GUILT TRIP ME AND FUCK WITH MY EMOTIONS.
ALSO, MY HAIR'S NOW RED BECAUSE I GOT DARED TO DYE IT. WHOEVER MADE UP THAT DARE FORGOT I DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT COLOURS EXCEPT BLUE. BLUE. BECAUSE BLUE HAIR IS BEST. :DDDDD