a wok in the park

Sep 25, 2005 23:32

This is how stupid I am: I'm around so many feminists all of the time that I had no idea how many people still use douche. I was just under the impression that it had gone away like the chastity belt. I knew it was probably still used in parts of the world where people like to practice that old-time patriarchy (perhaps in the South, for example ( Read more... )

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junkiepants September 26 2005, 06:42:01 UTC
Douches are incredibly bad for women.

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mihihihi September 26 2005, 16:50:41 UTC
yes, and only douche bags use them ^___~

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The Douche of Hazzard footnotefetish September 26 2005, 18:36:20 UTC
CORRECTION: Only douchebags expect women to use them.

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junkiepants September 26 2005, 20:02:09 UTC
Exactly, hahaha.

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le_femme01 September 26 2005, 07:21:59 UTC
Ditto to what ( ... )

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footnotefetish September 26 2005, 07:26:22 UTC
You're tripping me out with all of your HTML tricks. I've never seen anyone put a LiveJournal name that doesn't hyperlink to the person's journal.

I didn't realize there were commercials for douche, either. I never watch television. Maybe that's why I was surprised that people still use that shit.

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le_femme01 September 26 2005, 07:28:05 UTC
I just put a link to the image of the little LJ face and then wrote the username in boldface type, it's not a link.

Massengil comes to mind when I think of douche commericals. But then again, that was back in the 80's. I feel old.

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footnotefetish September 26 2005, 07:40:38 UTC
I see. I just right-clicked on it, selected "View Image", and saw that the image is on LiveJournal's server at http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif. That just seems like a lot of work compared to typing in all of the angle-brackets and quotation marks to render junkiepants.

I remember those commercials when I was in grade school. I don't think I've seen them more recently than that. I was just assuming (and hoping) that Massengil was in the same category as Thalidomide these days.

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gothangel7 September 26 2005, 07:35:53 UTC
you have got to be one of the most open guys I've ever seen on LJ... and I know a few... saw your comments on the post. I'm sure that had to trip out a few people that you were so open before they responded... Very cool!

Having the subject picked is definitely one of the tougher parts of writing a paper... don't envy you that... I'll have to write one of my own soon and I'm only partly sure of the topic I want to do.

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footnotefetish September 26 2005, 07:46:12 UTC
you have got to be one of the most open guys I've ever seen on LJ... and I know a few... saw your comments on the post.

Looking at my comment again, I just realized that I made a typographical error. Oh well. I just hope pinkmush can get her husband to stop being such a punk about giving her oral sex. I'm glad you enjoyed my openness!

Having the subject picked is definitely one of the tougher parts of writing a paper.

Yes--I'm hoping I can enjoy the easy parts now!

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greeniezona September 26 2005, 14:22:37 UTC
OMG the menu at Lovin Spoonfuls looks so good! I must go there now! We actually tried to go there this weekend, but it was closed and I was sad. We went to Fronimos (sp?) instead. Wasn't it you that recommended that place to me? The husband and I both really liked it.

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footnotefetish September 26 2005, 14:32:43 UTC
Lovin' Spoonfuls doesn't have dinner hours yet, but they are open for breakfast and lunch. They do plan to open for dinner eventually--and they will also have patio seating at some point. It was really good--and the prices weren't bad for a completely vegan restaurant.

As for Fronimos, I've never even been there, so I probably wouldn't have recommended it to you, unless I was possessed by a spirit, in an altered state, or having some sort of schizophrenic episode.

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Vegan! flw September 26 2005, 19:07:32 UTC
When I first started visiting Vegetarian and Vegan restaurants about three or four years ago, they were set apart by the fact that they were much, much cheaper than normal places. Now, it is a frou-frou chi-chi affectation. Veganism is a badge of the Lexus-Liberal elite. It's pissing me off, to be honest, it used to be sort of where poverty meets hippy-dippy "Buddhism". Now it's all about Toyota Prius in the drive thru lane for 40 bucks a person.

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footnotefetish September 26 2005, 20:51:54 UTC
God damn it--why did I have to miss the era when vegetarian food was dirt cheap? I guess the stuff I make for myself at home is probably cheaper than what meat-eaters make for themselves. I can throw something together with a few dollars worth of beans, rice, and vegetables and eat it for a couple of days.

I used to work for Wild Oats, and they consistently look for places with a high median income to establish new locations. It used to make me sick to see how many people would come to my location in 40- or 50-grand SUVs, rendering it a bit pointless to buy "Fair Trade" or "earth-friendly" products by the time they've hauled them to their gated communities in their damn yuppie-mobiles.

I'm not sure what to make of the phenomenon. Maybe this is how yuppies buy their indulgences nowadays. They put in their token support of "sustainability" and "social responsibility" and ease their guilt for being a bunch of privileged butt-holes.

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dulcenaia September 26 2005, 19:42:23 UTC
lovingspoonfull has matzo ball soup!!!??? IM SO THERE!

also, it always bothered me that vegetarians/vegans make fake meat food because i always thought the goal should be to get away from a culture that values meat as food so therefore fake turkey is just a cop out, for thanksgiving they shouldnt have something shaped like a turkey, it should be something completely different.

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footnotefetish September 26 2005, 20:40:55 UTC
I didn't even know they had that on their menu. What the hell are matzo balls anyway? I've seen them in jars, and they look a bit scary--no offense.

I'm not really into the whole fake meat scene. I'd rather have nuts, seeds, and plain old beans for my protein. But I guess I'm not bothered by vegetarians or vegans who eat fake meat. After all, even meat-eaters eat fake meat. They eat that whitefish crap that's passed off as crab. And then there are hot dogs and bologna....

But I think the worst thing anyone can do is eat fake vegetables.

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dulcenaia September 26 2005, 20:53:51 UTC
whats up, mr. culturally insensitive... insulting the food of my people :(((((

and hot dogs and bologna arent fake meat, they are still meat and people who eat those things arent going aorund saying 'meat is murder' or other such mottos.

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footnotefetish September 26 2005, 21:03:40 UTC
I'm only insulting matzo balls. I like a lot of the other foods of your people! You know I'm a falafel junkie, and I love Jewish and Arabic falafel equally. I also think potato latkes are the shizzle.

You know, you could probably just get me to try the matzo balls at Lovin' Spoonfuls, and maybe I'd change my mind about them. After all, I used to refuse to eat bananas, and look at me now: I have two fucking bananas in my kitchen right now.

Rest assured, though, the only fake meat I have in my kitchen are those Trader Joe's Breakfast Patties.

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