“Welcome to Earth”, “Bootees”, Zanetti/Castellazzi

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Title: Welcome To Earth
Author: cheryl_bites
Pairing: Luca Castellazzi/Javier Zanetti
Disclaimer: This is not true.
Rating: R

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Documenting true facts?

[cheryl_bites]

LOL @ YOUR ICON. XD

Seriously, they're in love! The humans have introduced Castellazzi to the process they call "glomping". He's been really enjoying it. (Can you not see Adem being the voice of reason there?! No Javi!hatchlings from him.)

[cheryl_bites]

Who cares? It's ace. XD

1. Er, well *cough* Javi appears not to have a pure love for Toldo, as we first thought, but an insatiable lust for anything in gloves. (And Maicon.) He's spent most of the last year glomping/snogging/cuddling Orli, Casta and JC, so Toldo may be buggered.
2. Hey, the hatchlings might be really good at football! And have great hair and big thighs! Don't be species-ist.
3. I was a bit disconcerted when Martha said she thought he was a lizard. Her rationale is that he's indolent and would happily sun himself on rocks while the others were plotting. I can sort of see that, plus he's got hooded eyes and looks a bit like an amphibian.

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1. Well... maybe they're poly? I mean, Toldo was there the other day, so maybe they had a big sixsome together. He might like that.
2. Curse you for bringing logic into this! Maybe Javi can persuade Casta that the humans are good and ought to be saved?
3. Ha! See?! Occasionally waking up to check his email and ignore Sinisa's shouting.

[cheryl_bites]

1. Well, Toldo can always console himself with Nesta.
2. And his inherent goodness and nobility! (Er. Goalkeeper addiction excluded.)
3. He is rather lovable, isn't he? Unfortunate tendency to pass to the other team aside.