“Welcome to Earth”, “Bootees”, Zanetti/Castellazzi
Title: Welcome To Earth
Author: cheryl_bites
Pairing: Luca Castellazzi/Javier Zanetti
Disclaimer: This is not true.
Rating: R
“Luca,” Javier crooned, stroking Castellazzi’s face, “you’re a very attractive man.”
Castellazzi’s pupils dilated in shock. Then he turned pink and giggled nervously.
“Very, very attractive,” Javier murmured, and began kissing his way down Castellazzi’s chest.
Luca cleared his throat agitatedly. “Ssssignor Zanetti,” he began, “I mussssst tell you something. I am not a human. I am, in fact, a reptilian warlord ssssspearheading the invasion of your planet.”
Javier shook sweat out his eyes and frowned, trying to concentrate. “But you are a goalkeeper, correct?”
“Yessss - but - ”
“Excellent. Open your legs.”
“AAAARGH!”
The lizards had not anticipated this problem.
Title: Bootees
Author: cheryl_bites
Pairing: Luca Castellazzi/Javier Zanetti; Adem Ljajic, Lucio, Artur Boruc.
Disclaimer: This is not true.
Rating: PG-13 for comic mpreg.
“You’re... you’re doing it with a mammal?” said Ljajic, staring. “That’s, that’s bestiality!”
Castellazzi giggled modestly and put a coy hand over his stomach. “We’re in love,” he beamed, his tongue practically tying itself in knots in his delight. “The egg’s due in Augusssst.”
“But, but. We’ve no time for that sort of thing! We’ve got a world to take over!”
“Hsssssst,” Castellazzi said scornfully. “We’re allowed to mate!” (“Grrrr,” and “AAAAAHHH,” agreed Lucio and Artur.)
Ljajic scratched his head in dismay. Oh, well, he thought; if the hatchling inherited its parents’ characteristics, world domination should be that much easier.
Author: cheryl_bites
Pairing: Luca Castellazzi/Javier Zanetti
Disclaimer: This is not true.
Rating: R
“Luca,” Javier crooned, stroking Castellazzi’s face, “you’re a very attractive man.”
Castellazzi’s pupils dilated in shock. Then he turned pink and giggled nervously.
“Very, very attractive,” Javier murmured, and began kissing his way down Castellazzi’s chest.
Luca cleared his throat agitatedly. “Ssssignor Zanetti,” he began, “I mussssst tell you something. I am not a human. I am, in fact, a reptilian warlord ssssspearheading the invasion of your planet.”
Javier shook sweat out his eyes and frowned, trying to concentrate. “But you are a goalkeeper, correct?”
“Yessss - but - ”
“Excellent. Open your legs.”
“AAAARGH!”
The lizards had not anticipated this problem.
Title: Bootees
Author: cheryl_bites
Pairing: Luca Castellazzi/Javier Zanetti; Adem Ljajic, Lucio, Artur Boruc.
Disclaimer: This is not true.
Rating: PG-13 for comic mpreg.
“You’re... you’re doing it with a mammal?” said Ljajic, staring. “That’s, that’s bestiality!”
Castellazzi giggled modestly and put a coy hand over his stomach. “We’re in love,” he beamed, his tongue practically tying itself in knots in his delight. “The egg’s due in Augusssst.”
“But, but. We’ve no time for that sort of thing! We’ve got a world to take over!”
“Hsssssst,” Castellazzi said scornfully. “We’re allowed to mate!” (“Grrrr,” and “AAAAAHHH,” agreed Lucio and Artur.)
Ljajic scratched his head in dismay. Oh, well, he thought; if the hatchling inherited its parents’ characteristics, world domination should be that much easier.