Faceball, Team of choice: Germany

[kisuuna]

Remember that game in September 2006 where Jens Lehmann stopped Christiano Ronaldo's drive with his face ...?

Title: Faceball
Author:
kisuuna
Team of choice: German National Team
Prompt: Lie
Pairing: Jens Lehmann / Freddie Ljungberg
Rating: 12 (swearing)
Disclaimer: This is just my fictional interpretation of what happened.

Faceball

Fuck.

Ugh hurt hurt pain shit fuck.

Ugh.

Nose?
You still there?

Mh ... check.
Still in one piece.
Thank God.

Full force from no ten feet away.

Sit up, Lehmann.
No use lying there spread-eagled.
Get a grip.

Ow hurt pain.
Not good.

Ugh, what, let go of my face.
Yeah, yeah, I’m fine. Still alive.

Freddie’s hand on his shoulder.
Very welcome.
Very much needed.

Huh, what?
Play on?
Yeah, sure. Just gimme a sec till that double vision has faded.

I’m the Mad German after all.

Mad German.
My ass.
Some image to live up to.