Title: Pregnant
Author:
txorakeriakTeam of Choice: FC Bayern München
Prompt: Pain
Characters: Fernando Gago, Miguel Torres, Sergio Ramos
Rating: PG
Note: For
lhuneldaiel, who kindly allowed me to allocate the point for this drabble to Bayern. :D ♥
"God, I feel so horrible! I must be pregnant!"
It had been difficult enough to get Fernando into the car, but it was even more difficult to carry him up the stairs in his state.
"You can't be pregnant, Fer," Miguel sighed.
Gago ignored him. "I'm getting fat!" He sobbed. "And you don't like me anymore! Oh, my stomaaaach!"
"I think you're just getting your period," Miguel muttered, trying to keep his balance as Sergio almost dropped the Argentine on him because he was laughing so hard.
Fernando looked almost hopeful. "Really?"
Miguel groaned. Being the designated driver sucked sometimes.