Episode 14: Gran Strikes Again
D: That Gran is a remarkably lecherous woman.
Well. This story starts off peacefully enough, with Megan and Gran being invited to the House of Inter.
(Megan wasn’t that interested in Zlatan. She preferred food.)
Gran’s reaction was... different. D:
(Yes, Phil was invited, too. Don’t ask me why.)
As you can see, I’ve installed two big mirrors in the dining room so as to annoy and confuse people. ¦D
Everyone had cheese on toast.
Zlatan seems to have reconciled himself to Phil’s existence;
he even got into the spa bath with him.
...Then Gran turned up.
She approved of the situation.
So, while Megan was using Javi’s bathroom,
(I’ve told you not to do that, Megs, especially if Javi’s actually in bed at the time,)
Zlatan seduced Gran with the Swedish Beanpole Mating Display. ^_^
And she liked it!!
So they started dancing.
The usual Simmish, really, really awful dancing.
Or maybe... the dirty kind?
...8[ HOLY SHIT. Yeah. Dirty.
Then Megan came in. Did they stop their wanton mating ritual? Did they sod.
...Though I have to admire Megan’s ability to watch what appears to be some kind of disturbing porn film while her aging grandmother and a nearly-naked Zlatan are dancing in the background.
And then...
Yeah.
And they developed a mutual Crush.
(Phil didn’t seem remotely perturbed by all the elderly sexxing,
and Gran apparently wanted him to join in.)
But it didn’t stop there, oh, no!
There was massage, cuddling,
kissing of arms...
(Gran particularly liked that one.)
Then Zlatan snogged Gran so hard a giant kiss sign appeared above their heads,
and that attracted Megan and Gran’s ancient little dog, Alabama (the game chose the name, not me!),
who was very upset. “Mummy, you shouldn’t be kissing that man! It’s not right!”
Alabama went to notify Cruzi,
but sadly, he was distracted by Megan.
Very distracted.
He talked to her about asados,
the weather,
...and flamingos?
Megan wasn’t impressed.
In the meantime, Gran and Zlatan had decided to rejoin Phil in the spa bath.
Phil was a bit of a gooseberry,
but he didn’t appear to mind.
Besides, ZlatGran looked quite cute.
Awwwww. <3
Meanwhile, Megan was trying to explain to Julio for the hundredth time that she didn’t care about the weather,
when he gave her a present. (I think it was a cheesecake.)
Megan was slightly appalled,
and explained that she couldn’t accept it.
...Oh, dear.
Poor Julio!
In the meantime, ZlatGran had made it to the Bedroom of Mirrors.
Zlatan nuzzled Gran with his nose,
kissed her,
and then got down to business... ^_^
Gran liked it!
and when they get to THAT stage of grappling, you can tell what’s coming next.
Yup. The woohoo video!
“Give it to me, bad boy!” (Or, you know, something similar.)
After which they went under the covers
and proceeded to do something that emitted a lot of smoke. (Better be careful with that, if Phil’s there.)
After which they cuddled together in a loving embrace
(note Zlatan’s evil wink),
and emitted Woohoo hearts. DX (I HATE THOSE THINGS!!!)
D: Gran!!! You hussy!
Oh. Wait...
...It’s Zlatan having erotic dreams about Raul. Well, that’s all right, then. I think.
Ah, and now he’s dreaming of Gran. that’s much better. (Note that the lady herself has slipped away...)
She’d gone to get a special bouquet for Zlatan. <3
She left it on his doorstep,
A did a pose that I’m sure should look a bit more romantic, and a bit less like she’s rubbing her hands together and cackling about having snared another victim. D:
Zlatan found it in the morning,
and read Gran’s slightly dodgy poetry. <3
He put it on a special pedestal in his bedroom.
Gran was waiting for him outside later on,
and he was very pleased to see her!
Mucho snogging took place!
He assured Gran he still loved her.
Twice.
Then she had breakfast with the Interistas,
after which Zlatan sang to her (and she liked it!)
and they went upstairs and, er, took their clothes off.
(I think we can see which part of Gran the Nose likes best.)
Note that she fancies Cruzi as well.
Mucky bugger.
Anyway, it was time for Zlatan to go to work, so Gran gave him a goodbye kiss
and sent him off to his job as a caver.
Problem was, that left Gran in the Inter-house with nothing to do, and there was this very good-looking young man there...
(I think you can already see how this is going to end.)
Yep, she likes him.
They became best friends,
and she assured Raul she still loved him
before the inevitable occurred.
I can’t help but think Raul’s kissing style is more graceful than Zlatan’s, but maybe that’s because he hasn’t got a great big hooter blocking the way.
Then there was more massage
and some cuddling (awwwww!!)
before they fell in love.
...With food. WELL DONE, the pair of you! I quite agree.
Raul was rather tired after all that snogging.
XDDD I love how Cruzi just leaves him there.
Night fell, and the gents trundled off to the spa bath.
Gran decided to join them,
which was unfortunate, because Zlatan was back D:
Zlatan told Gran how much he loved her, but her mind was elsewhere...
Zlatan got in,
and then so did Gran! No, PLEASE, Gran, go away!
*Head in hands* Oh, god, if she cuddles up to one of them, the other will wallop him!
Wait! What’s this?
Oh, thank god! She’s leaving!
Gran got home without any fights whatsoever. This time. I FEAR FOR THE FUTURE.