Dujg. The crash course.

Jul 25, 2003 11:37

Imagine you're a 20-year old kid who wants to punch something, but not actually hit it. This could be out of fear of said object getting annoyed at you and hitting you back.

To substitute for the sound that your fist makes as it hit said object--well, the sound it would make if you were in a movie--you would say something.

That something is Dujg.

If you were to launch a particularly powerful punch, you would combine this with another sound to signify the air being torn asunder by the force of your attack.

This sound is W'dujg.

Valid combinations of these two phrases include, but are not limited to:

"Dujg."

"W'dujg dujg."

"Dujg dujg... BOOM!"

And so forth.

(If you are currently swinging your fists in the air making these sounds, I am extremely proud of you.)

Now, when two friends greet each other, sometimes one gives the other a sucker punch as a term of endearment. But a hard sucker punch is fucking annoying, and a light one doesn't give the attacker much satisfaction. Thus, he or she can use the Dujg for added power.

Note also that due to the nature of long-distance communication, it's hard to give a sucker punch from hundreds of miles away. Thus we discard the physical representation of the action entirely, and are left with only the sound.

Dujg.
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