A Fool and a vampire walk into a bookstore...
Matthew liked trivia. No--he adored trivia. And he had recently finished his latest trivia book. So this obviously meant he needed to go to the bookstore and get another one.
He walked through the shelves, looking for a good book. His last book had been about sports, so he didn't want another one so soon. He didn't want one about music--he dealt with that enough in his job.
He came to the books about movies. Here was something he didn't know enough about. He found a book and started back toward the cash register, nose firmly in the pages. He was almost there when he bumped into someone.
"Oh! Sorry, really sorry!" he said.
He walked through the shelves, looking for a good book. His last book had been about sports, so he didn't want another one so soon. He didn't want one about music--he dealt with that enough in his job.
He came to the books about movies. Here was something he didn't know enough about. He found a book and started back toward the cash register, nose firmly in the pages. He was almost there when he bumped into someone.
"Oh! Sorry, really sorry!" he said.