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71. [Action/Video] Backdated to Sunday afternoon.

Jun 27, 2011 23:00

[You know when you wake up and you feel like there's a leaden weight sitting on your chest, stopping you from moving? Most of the time when that happens, it's because of sleep paralysis. Somewhat less of the time, it's a close encounter of the third kind. ... This time, however, it's a very large Furret curled up neatly in the middle of Heather's ( Read more... )

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video usedquidproquo June 28 2011, 03:11:34 UTC

I hate to be the bearer of bad news but it's no longer morning. [ WHAT IS GOING ON IN THIS PLACE

WHY DO PEOPLE LOOK TERRIBLE ALL THE TIME. AND WHY ARE THEY WAKING UP WELL INTO THE AFTERNOON ]

video foolishwren June 28 2011, 05:30:43 UTC

[BLUH? Th'heck're you.]

[Heather's a little too bleary to read anything into the appearance of this stranger on the network, so for now she'll just be squinting blearily at him in that universal Teenager Who Just Woke Up way.]

Yeah, well, that was the longest night I'VE ever had, so I'll call it mornin' if I damn well wanna.

video oh, heather. usedquidproquo June 29 2011, 01:08:54 UTC

Hmm. [ sounds legit. ]

What happened, if you don't mind my asking? Did you appear far from the city you were last in? [ that qualifies as a long night, right? ]

video she is the classiest foolishwren June 29 2011, 05:33:18 UTC

Mass soul-stealing. Ghost bugs. Some kind of collective dreaming thing. Cats and dogs living together. Mass hysteria.

... But no, I woke up in bed.

That answer your questions?

video bitch got too much class usedquidproquo June 29 2011, 15:53:11 UTC

I suppose it does.

At any rate, I hope you feel better soon. Who knows what could happen in a place like this, and it would be a shame if you weren't at your best when it did.

video she has all the class. foolishwren June 29 2011, 18:53:01 UTC

This place is a bitch, but I'll get back on my feet.

... Who are you, anyway?

video she should share some with other people. she's such a class-hog. usedquidproquo June 29 2011, 23:26:04 UTC

Ah, that is certainly a good attitude to have. Here, especially.

I am Dr. Hannibal Lecter. [ lol waiting for a reaction. WILL HE GET ONE? ]

video ">8C NO *hoards all the class*" foolishwren June 30 2011, 05:16:05 UTC

[... Well, her first reaction is to laugh. Because LOL DURRRR. Pshyeah right, Hannibal Lecter. If he thinks she's gonna fall for that, he's got another one comi--]

[... Holy fuck it's Anthony Hopkins.]

...

video YOUNG LADY, YOU SHARE RIGHT THIS INSTANT OR ELSE usedquidproquo June 30 2011, 05:23:28 UTC

Is something the matter, dear? [ Oh, definitely the sort of reaction he expected. ]

video "YOU CAN'T STOP ME. YOU CAN'T STOP -FREEDOM-" foolishwren June 30 2011, 06:43:20 UTC

[Heather stares.]

[Oh my god. She is WAY too not-awake for this right now.]

... You're hilarious. Buh-bye.

[CLICK. ... 8( Awwww, she hung up... don't worry, Hannibal. There's always next time!]

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