Jun 27, 2011 23:00
[You know when you wake up and you feel like there's a leaden weight sitting on your chest, stopping you from moving? Most of the time when that happens, it's because of sleep paralysis. Somewhat less of the time, it's a close encounter of the third kind. ... This time, however, it's a very large Furret curled up neatly in the middle of Heather's chest, taking advantage of the fact that her trainer both produces heat and is stationary and comfortable, AND of the fact that there is currently a brief moment in which nobody is looking over in this direction to shoo her away.]
[... Except that Heather's not going to be stationary much longer.]
[The first thing that happens that disrupts the vacant, sleeping stupor of Heather's face is a wince and a scrunched nose, because fluffy Furret tails are not the best things to have brushing up against your nostrils when you're coming out of a deep sleep.]
Nhngngnh...
[Ffffh what was-- what. Oh, ow. Opening eyes that haven't seen light in a good seven days kind of hurts. And trying to talk through a throat that hasn't made a single noise kind of hurts too, which is why all that Heather manages at first is a sort of croak.]
[But that croak is enough to get SOMEBODY'S attention.]
[From the foot of the bed, Cujo snorts into wakefulness from where he's been faithfully sleeping on his trainer's ankles. With a deep wuff, he surges to his feet and joyfully clambers over the blanketed body, stepping on Arty and causing her to vacate her perch atop Heather's chest with an indignant hiss, until he's standing over her with a great big doggy smile and a paw on either side of her.]
[Heather squints up at him, scrunching up her face. On one hand, the sight of those floppy orange ears and big black nose is one for sore eyes, but on the other... oh god does she not want to see a dog right now after the kinds of dreams she'd been having...]
[Coughing and lifting her arms weakly, she tries to shove him away long enough for her to get her bearings.]
Cooj, gimme some spac-- acklPHTHG OFF.
[No force in this world or any other could stop Cujo from greeting his favorite human being's return to wakefulness with lots of licking. Startled into a slightly more awake state, Heather makes a still-sleepy noise of disgust and shoves feebly at the Growlithe, scooting away.]
Dammit, mutt, I mean i--
[Turns out, trying to slip out of bed after not moving for a week? Hurts, too. WHOMP. Face, meet hotel room floor. And possibly part of Henry's sleeping bag.]
[VIDEO]
[A few minutes later, presumably after proving sufficiently to her father that she's not DEAD, the feed clicks on, revealing a very, very bedraggled Heather who looks like she went a week WITHOUT sleeping instead of spending the whole time unconscious.]
Mornin'.... what'd I miss?
[ooc: Because the nightmare threads will likely affect CR pretty strongly, I'll tag them as long as anybody wants/it takes them to be finished! I'm also fine with discussing their outcomes, though, if anyone needs a conclusion right away.]
dammit cooj,
*l,
dead on my feet,
faceplanting imminent,
blankets are trying to eat me,
*shelly,
a winner is me,
*bakura,
*ken,
*huey,
silent hill survivors club,
cujo,
aftermath,
*otacon,
*aoko,
*crow,
*lotus,
*hannibal,
looking good kid,
furret,
*harry,
back in action,
olivine city,
*ironhide,
action,
*henry,
all's well that ends well,
*cooper,
ic,
well that was fun,
*ur,
video,
arty,
*midori,
*danny phantom,
*lottie,
*kaito,
growlithe,
*envy