Insane idea #24

[fool_of_ships]

I've been having a ball with heroes100words, and last night I started wondering if I might be able to answer a fic-table challenge all in 100-word pieces. Not the heroes15 table I've got, because the prompts are all planned (and stagnating, darn it), but maybe at this length I could even handle heroes50. With a different character for each prompt.

Make claim (Y/N)? *insert blinky thing here*