NO MORE CHEATING
Today I had TEST! in Accounting 1B. Thats right I might be a cigar smoking accountant! Well last night I thought I would be smart and put all my needed notes into my TI-83 Plus(calculator). I mean it worked all last semester for Accounting 1A. Its brilliant, I sit in the front, pay attention. I'm the least suspected cheater!
Test time comes and this is the first test I've had with this teacher. As he walks by me he announces to the class how much he hates cheaters. I sit in the front on the right side of the class. As hes walking by me he says no notes, no books, and as hes getting farther away from me he starts talking about calculators. I couldnt quite hear him but I could have sworn he said he would check our calculators.
Test time began my heart was racing. As we all know cheaters expose themselves. They spuratically glance at the teacher. I found myself doing that. BOOM me and the teacher make eye contact and like an idiot I quickly look away to my test. My heart is racing soo fast. I can feel the sweat in my hands.
About 5 seconds go by, he is suddenly standing right in front of me with his hands in his pockets. He pulls his hands out of his pocket. At that very moment I think my heart was going to explode. Me being humiliated in front of the class as a CHEATER. His crotch right in my face. I think it was a trap to see if I would look up at his face. My pencil stops moving and I finger read the same question over and over again.
The 5 seconds he stood in front of me seemed like an eternity!
I am now announcing that I shall never cheat again. UNLESS very easily possible. hahahaha
--Fonz (once a cheater, always a cheater)