Status Report, Fanfic Meme & Random
So here is a update and some other crap; enjoy
Status Report
In no particular order:
I have started Acta Sanctorum, though its proving a little more difficult that originally thought, I'm having some difficulty with figuring out why Hidan starts swearing and drawing out the chapter length cause I du nut wanna write short again, I'm sick of writing short things.
Hardwire 8 is formed in my brain, but Ibiki is currently in Guantanamo Bay. Asshole.
I've been still writing The Saints - I finally figured out how to write Kakashi's introduction, I think I am going to edit Naruto's speech a little, its a bit too formal for him really. Needs to run smoother. /\
and someone fucking kill me I got a Twilight Fanfic idea -.-
That's all that for now.
Oh found this, I used my real name sinc "after.a.hard.day" isnt really a name xD
1. Use fanfiction.net's Search >> Story By Summary and look up your name in either Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings.
2. If there are any Mary Sues that share your name, pick the worst-sounding one and post the summary.
Bohemian Harry at Hogwarts
HArry grew up in Australia with his Aunt Lysandra and friends and is then transferred to Hogwarts. How will Hogwarts handle a Bohemian Harry? THIS FIC IS ON HALT FOR A WHILE, WHILE I DEAL WITH OTHER IMPORTANT THINGS, SORRY!
(okay well thats kind accurate - I am bohieman and I do come from Australia xD... )
The Order of the Phoenix
What if Lysandra Leonessa had indeed become a real Harry Potter character? Read an alternate Book 5 as Harry and his friends battle new enemies, face new creatures, and find adventure at every turn.
(zomg Im a real Harry Potter character!)
The One To Light The Way
My response to Luna's Challenge. What would happen if the prophecy included two children? Meet Harry's half sister Lysandra, daughter of Snape. You know you want to read it...
(... You know I don't. Fer the shizz I'm Snapes daughter and Harry sister! Next I'll be Voldy's god-child.)
Love's Secrets
Lysandra Rayne has been in love with Remus Lupin for years. But he doesn't even know she exists, does he? Rated T for language.
(Oooui, its rated T! omg! And hells ya I get with Lupin, gives me the smexdrling.)
Why do they fear me?
Lysandra is just an ordinary girl...that is until she gets a letter. What will happen when all her fellow students look at her with fear in their eyes? Who were her parents? How will Lysandra fit in when she uncovers the truth...
(Who are my parents indeed...? o.O And people should be looking at me with fear in their eyes - if I go to hogwartz I know where they sleep, who they talk to, hell even where they live because I live there too )
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If fanfiction characters could get back at us:
Lysandra, more commonly known as Lily, was sitting down at the dining room table - well it wasnt really a dining room anymore, since Lily was strapped down to her chair. She swung her legs idly staring at the cup of Vanilla Coffee infront of her, straining to reach it, wishing and hopping that someone would put a straw in it, because that would be easier to drink and she would be able to reach it.
Suddenly there was a bright light, and some one hit it so it swung.
Back
Forward
Back
Forward
"HOLY JEEZUZ STOP THE FUCKING LIGHT."
The light stopped and muttered an apology.
Suddenly the light turned to normal and Lily blinked and mumbled then saw who was standing infront of her "ohmimblewimble." she muttered.
"Oh mimblewimble indeed." muttered Kakashi.
"Please I swear - I didn't - "
"mean it?" Keiko yelled. "You burnt my face off and turned me into a monster!"
"Yes but - "
"You made me have depth and emotions" Ibiki snarled. Lily paled and sunk down into the chair, 'fuck that man's scary'
Deidara appeared behind Ibiki "And lets not forget that I will bemmmhperg," Ibiki smothered his mouth with his hand. "what was that for, un!" Deidara shouted after he pulled off Ibiki's hand.
"That's spoilers."
"Oh, un" They stepped back up and up stepped Fuji, big eyes full of tears. He didn't even have to say anything.
"Aw fuck, I'm sorry." Lily muttered wanting to hug him.
"No your not," sobbed Fuji.
"Alright, I'm not BUT STOP LOOKiNG AT ME LIKE THAT!"
Kakashi limped over - with on leg - leant down and whispered and then handed him a teddy bear. Fuji shuffled closer, clutching the teddy bear close, kind of in a death grip around the things grip. "Where's my - " miserable sniff " - mummy?"
"ARGH!" screamed Lily, squirming pitifully. "KAKASHI THAT'S LOW!"
Kakashi laughed. "You had Deidara blow off my leg."
"Yeah I guess... but did you REALLY have to get a peg leg?"
Kakashi twitched, then pushed Fuji forward, who crawled up onto Lily's lap.
"Get him offffff" Lily whined. The characters all laughed.
There was a cough. The characters stepped back. From behind them appeared Sakura.
Sakura smiled. "Time to put all my new skills to use."
"Oh shit."
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annnnnnnnnnnnnd its over. :3 I just always wondered what would happen if I met them and since Sakura is the one I have screwed up the most, I ended it with her.
cudos,
Lily
xoxox