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Finally, England are through. All thanks to the rug adorning the head of Wayne 'Mr Potatohead' Rooney. Reminds me, I must tell my Liverpool supporting friend that Rooney's fake hair has scored more goals at Euro 2012 that Stewart Downing....
So we play Italy. Yeah, the press see that as a victory....... but....... as I said to my friend, either Italy or Spain will bend us over a barrell and have their wicked way with us, leaving us sore and damaged..... Much like every other Euro. I decided to leave out crude comments about thrusting, and stuff. There's a line, and i know she's way across it, but still.... best not to go there.
Speaking of lines....... Samurai Girls - got good, though the bit where she said he had to use her breasts "tuck it in between them" was daft, and far too arousing for my liking......still, the story improved at least!
I was looking at scandinavian sweets.... don't ask how...... there's a winegum pack called 'Spunk' - yeah...... seriously. Wonder if the shop staff have ever said...... "and do you spit or swallow your winegums, Madam?"
I disgust myself sometimes >.<
On some sort of Danko Jones trip right now..... all I'm listening to is DJ.
I blame the documentary about them. OMG, soooooooooooo good. Danko and JC are just MUSIC! They are what I'd wanna be if I was in a band.
I want to send it to people, so they can see what I like about them! Gonna try persuading them.
Amazing. I want to move to Lund, or Stockholm, or Goteborg.... I don't care..... but Djurgardens are Stockholm, and my Svensk football team.
when you criticize me
with your pretty eyes
you drove a stake right through my heart
Gotta try and feign interest in something to record a job application video tomorrow..... hahaha. Sure.
So we play Italy. Yeah, the press see that as a victory....... but....... as I said to my friend, either Italy or Spain will bend us over a barrell and have their wicked way with us, leaving us sore and damaged..... Much like every other Euro. I decided to leave out crude comments about thrusting, and stuff. There's a line, and i know she's way across it, but still.... best not to go there.
Speaking of lines....... Samurai Girls - got good, though the bit where she said he had to use her breasts "tuck it in between them" was daft, and far too arousing for my liking......still, the story improved at least!
I was looking at scandinavian sweets.... don't ask how...... there's a winegum pack called 'Spunk' - yeah...... seriously. Wonder if the shop staff have ever said...... "and do you spit or swallow your winegums, Madam?"
I disgust myself sometimes >.<
On some sort of Danko Jones trip right now..... all I'm listening to is DJ.
I blame the documentary about them. OMG, soooooooooooo good. Danko and JC are just MUSIC! They are what I'd wanna be if I was in a band.
I want to send it to people, so they can see what I like about them! Gonna try persuading them.
Amazing. I want to move to Lund, or Stockholm, or Goteborg.... I don't care..... but Djurgardens are Stockholm, and my Svensk football team.
when you criticize me
with your pretty eyes
you drove a stake right through my heart
Gotta try and feign interest in something to record a job application video tomorrow..... hahaha. Sure.