I used to be in a war

[foldedtowels]

I like updating in bulletins. If my manager were here, he'd say 'You know what else I like? You mum!' Then he'd play Dubstep at a deafening volume for five hours. Good old Colin.

- Heather's playing 'Nine In The Afternoon' on her iPhone. I'm telling her to turn it up. What. A. Fucking. Loser. I. Am.

- I seem to have been roped into dying the whole

Comments

[cidemarap]

omg I didn't like this entry so I'm not even going to comment, lol!

[foldedtowels]

What didn't you like? I can direct your complaint to my arse.

[cidemarap]

I felt that there was an overall lack of major / catastrophic events.

[foldedtowels]

Ah, well, they can't happen every day. Because I would probably go mad.

[cidemarap]

Maybe you could just fabricate something insane happening and no one would ever know if you were telling the truth or not.

[carface]

lololololljkj;dsldkfgjhlgdsaA.

i feel like i've jumped in and commented randomly on like over 9000 of your threads today

oh wait this is your journal so i guess it makes more sense here lawlawlawl