Oh, sod it! The bloody thing's stuck again.
- Okay! Fallout: New Vegas is amazing! I want to roll around on our foul-smelling carpet with a controller clutched to my bosom and cackle and weep with joy. IT'S GLITCHY AS ALL HELL, THOUGH. The game slightly lags every few minutes and the bottom of my stomach drops out: 'Will it freeze? Won't it freeze? OMG I HAVEN'T SAVED' but then it goes back to normal and I breathe a sigh of relief.
- Rob's gone down the shops; there's no toilet roll so I'm blowing my nose on whatever I can find. I wish you were here to see it, it's gross but hauntingly beautiful.
- Michael at work - you know Michael, right? Have I spoken about him before? He's the emo kid with the same speaking voice as Michael Jackson, just you know, in an English accent. He spends a lot of time looking at the floor, saying 'argh' and mumbling to himself. He's fantastic. He's taken to hacking off bits of himself with a stanley knife on the shop floor. Okay, maybe I'm exaggerating. He did it once.
- I totally do origami now. It's like, slightly artistic but not hard. I'll take my deformed cranes out with me and people will think I'm a tortured soul who can only express herself through paper-folding and want to be my friend.
- Rediscovered The Clangers lately and I find myself hooked once again. As soon as I get money for DVD's, I'm going to be in nostalgic heaven. If you don't know anything about British children's programming, then here's a good place to start.
- The girl in Shakeaway mistook me for a fucking student. SHE'S ON MY LIST. I pride myself in being uneducated council estate scum with incarcerated family members! Got a free milkshake, though...bits of Turkish Delight got stuck up the straw.
- Bacon and eggs, fuck yeah. Fuck it; I had a Frijj and four Hob-nobs.
- There's some entries I really want to comment on but find myself with nothing to say. katetherobot and thebustocrookes I'm sorry!
- Rob's gone down the shops; there's no toilet roll so I'm blowing my nose on whatever I can find. I wish you were here to see it, it's gross but hauntingly beautiful.
- Michael at work - you know Michael, right? Have I spoken about him before? He's the emo kid with the same speaking voice as Michael Jackson, just you know, in an English accent. He spends a lot of time looking at the floor, saying 'argh' and mumbling to himself. He's fantastic. He's taken to hacking off bits of himself with a stanley knife on the shop floor. Okay, maybe I'm exaggerating. He did it once.
- I totally do origami now. It's like, slightly artistic but not hard. I'll take my deformed cranes out with me and people will think I'm a tortured soul who can only express herself through paper-folding and want to be my friend.
- Rediscovered The Clangers lately and I find myself hooked once again. As soon as I get money for DVD's, I'm going to be in nostalgic heaven. If you don't know anything about British children's programming, then here's a good place to start.
- The girl in Shakeaway mistook me for a fucking student. SHE'S ON MY LIST. I pride myself in being uneducated council estate scum with incarcerated family members! Got a free milkshake, though...bits of Turkish Delight got stuck up the straw.
- Bacon and eggs, fuck yeah. Fuck it; I had a Frijj and four Hob-nobs.
- There's some entries I really want to comment on but find myself with nothing to say. katetherobot and thebustocrookes I'm sorry!