Dear Apple...
Dear Apple,
Your iPhone has serious antennae issues, but we won't even go there.
The iPad screams for a front-facing camera the second you pick it up, yet it has none. It also has two speakers... directly next to each other on the right side when watching movies, negating any chance for a decent stero effect. The back is smooth aluminum, prime for slipping right out of your hand. You couldn't coat it with a thin layer of that anti-slip material on many cellular devices? Or at least add dimples for better grip? Oh, and you forgot a USB port.
Your new Mac Mini doesn't have a standard security lock. It's also sporting a P8600 processor... why? So you could put the power brick inside? I think the rest of the world is with me when I say we don't mind a power brick if it means having a processor that isn't already over 2 years old. An i5/i7 Mac Mini would be an upgrade. This is a $100 superficial marketing ripoff.
Your new MacBooks no longer have a virtual number pad on the keyboard. What they do have is razor-sharp edges where my wrists sit, making me think you secretly want me to be an 'accidental' suicide.
Did you lay off all your good engineers in 2009 or what?
Sincerely,
Me
Your iPhone has serious antennae issues, but we won't even go there.
The iPad screams for a front-facing camera the second you pick it up, yet it has none. It also has two speakers... directly next to each other on the right side when watching movies, negating any chance for a decent stero effect. The back is smooth aluminum, prime for slipping right out of your hand. You couldn't coat it with a thin layer of that anti-slip material on many cellular devices? Or at least add dimples for better grip? Oh, and you forgot a USB port.
Your new Mac Mini doesn't have a standard security lock. It's also sporting a P8600 processor... why? So you could put the power brick inside? I think the rest of the world is with me when I say we don't mind a power brick if it means having a processor that isn't already over 2 years old. An i5/i7 Mac Mini would be an upgrade. This is a $100 superficial marketing ripoff.
Your new MacBooks no longer have a virtual number pad on the keyboard. What they do have is razor-sharp edges where my wrists sit, making me think you secretly want me to be an 'accidental' suicide.
Did you lay off all your good engineers in 2009 or what?
Sincerely,
Me