I'll show you moon rockets. >:3

[sailorfons]

*It had been a dark night in Central. Moonlight had stained the streets, and monsters had been about. Loads of them.

A miniskirted young woman had been patrolling that night, short skirt swishing around behind her, boots clacking on the ground. Her long hair touched her back, fluttering in the wind...

Without any sort of warning, Alfons Heiderich,

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[liebensieelric]

*He's looking out from the window of his inn, watching everything that's going on. He runs out of his room, down the stairs, out of the building, and over to Alfons.*

Your hair is perfect! How do you get it so shiny? Do you use conditioner? You just arrived here, yes? Oh, pretty you are mysterious. How very interesting.

[sailorfons]

!!!!!!!!!!

*Alfons stares.

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Then blinks.

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Brainbreak.

What the HELL? Wasn't Ed in his Tuxedo Mask form?

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And why did he smell like...

PEACHES?!

And...And...And...*

I...just...

*What the hell. Why was he asking about Conditioner. And hair. What the HELL. He knew Edward was gay since he slept with the guy in his male form, but did he seriously have to play it up like that? it was creepy.*

Edward?!

[liebensieelric]

Yes. That's my name, dearest. So, do tell what was that with the sparkles? Oh my goodness, it was amazing! Do it again?

[sailorfons]

*This was the twilight zone. Or maybe Luna had hit her on the head too many times--forced her to stop studying and start training.

"You're always spending your time in those books!" She would say. "Instead of focusing on how to get up to space, why not clear the space between your own ears and train once in a while?"

...

.................

Maybe it was that...thing...that she did, with her crescent moon.

...

But still...

She eyes Edward warily, and even smiles a bit, tucking some hair behind her ear.

This wasn't real. So she could show off a bit.*

This is my power. I'm Sailor Moon, Champion of Love and Justice. Pretty cool, huh?

*The only thoughts that went through her head were:

Kill me. Painfully.*

It's my power. I destroy evil with the power of love!

*She whishes her wand around, hearts and bubbles flying behind it with every moment, giving him the most charming smile she could without wanting to puke

OOC

[corrupted_steel]

Holy fuck.

I think I love you.

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shit brb drawing this

Re: OOC

[sailorfons]

XDDDDDDDDDDD Why thank you <333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333

[otouto_al]

[[*seconds the love. but in the meantime.....*]]

*gapes*

[sailorfons]

............

*Alfons also gapes.*

AL?!?!?!

[otouto_al]

You-- uhh... the---

What are you wearing?

[sailorfons]

....

You...

....

Why are you a guy??

[edward_niisan]

[[*thirds the love* <333]]

*gaping* What was that thing?!
*stares at her, trying to understand what she just did with the heart pointed wand*

[sailorfons]

*Oh GOD. Not another one. Maybe she had to do this speech to the entire town? Maybe that would allow people to realize what had just happened...

Though come to think of it...

Didn't the entirety of Central already know about her constant fight against Evil (which apparently looked fabulous in various colors, and had breasts. EVERY monster had a feminine form in some way, and it only made Alfons curse his own even more)?

She turned to the...

HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK!

EDWARD?!?!?!

ANOTHER ONE?!

...This had to be a mind trick.

Or a Shapeshifting monster.

....

Alfons points her wand at the strange imposter (who, if he's a new enemy, chose the wrong form to fight in. Girls are always weak against guys who look like their boyfriends. It's Shoujo anime law!), glaring at him.*

You! What are you? Show your true form, imposter!!!

[edward_niisan]

....I am a wizard. And I am in my true form. *blinks at the ridiculous wand being pointed at him, then rolls his eyes and points his own at her*
I'm not trying to appear like anyone you know. Put this girly artifact away before you hurt someone.

[sailorfons]

*Girly artifa--

It wasn't like she WANTED to wield that thing!!!*

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Now I KNOW you're not the Edward I know.

[alfonsrepeats]

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Oh my God.

[sailorfons]

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*Alfons doesn't even bother to pretend anymore. She simply gapes at him. With all the weird shit she'd been seeing with a male Al and multiple Eds...

Seeing HERSELF in her guy form shouldn't be too much of a surprise.*

.....

I second that.