I'll show you moon rockets. >:3
*It had been a dark night in Central. Moonlight had stained the streets, and monsters had been about. Loads of them.
A miniskirted young woman had been patrolling that night, short skirt swishing around behind her, boots clacking on the ground. Her long hair touched her back, fluttering in the wind...
Without any sort of warning, Alfons Heiderich, had, again, been thrust into a battle of extreme proportions.
...
Against a monster that looked like a race car. True. Story.
She sidesteps to the side as the creature tries to throw a few random tires at her, and she kicks her legs up, only to fly in the air as she soars towards it.
...
Not so much a direct hit. In fact, it just knocks her back, and she skids on the ground...it's hardly noticeable that her surroundings have changed, and that the monster is now charging through a DIFFERENT version of Central entirely, but all Alfons can think about is defeating this monster.
...And turning Male again as soon as possible. Getting out of this female form.
Which is actually his TRUE form.
...
Nobody could prove that.
Alfons backs up a few steps, and glares, holding up a gloved hand.
The monster tilts its head at her, and then charges again.
Alfons leaps off to the side again...
...
She had to take it out. Mercury and Venus and everyone else seemed to just take a damn NAP somewhere and Tuxedo Retard already used up his 'oneshot distraction' ticket.
Groaning, Alfons pulls out the wand she had been HOPING she wouldn't have had to use; a long pink thing with a heart on the end. It was bad enough she had to pull out the Chalice with its butterfly wings and get into Crisis form.
Twirling with various hearts and moons and sparkles behind her, she decides to go through the motions...after all, the race-car-thing from Hell won't die otherwise.*
RAINBOW...MOON....HEART....ACHE!
*...and then the thing, after various sparkles (and yelling "Curses Sailor Moon!" a lot), turned into dust (Alfons refused, REFUSED to use the phrase 'moondusted', which she was forced to say for cheese's sake on various occasions), and Alfons Heiderich was left standing alone in the dark Central Streets.*
[Yes. Sailor Moon Alfons. :3 You know you love me.]
A miniskirted young woman had been patrolling that night, short skirt swishing around behind her, boots clacking on the ground. Her long hair touched her back, fluttering in the wind...
Without any sort of warning, Alfons Heiderich, had, again, been thrust into a battle of extreme proportions.
...
Against a monster that looked like a race car. True. Story.
She sidesteps to the side as the creature tries to throw a few random tires at her, and she kicks her legs up, only to fly in the air as she soars towards it.
...
Not so much a direct hit. In fact, it just knocks her back, and she skids on the ground...it's hardly noticeable that her surroundings have changed, and that the monster is now charging through a DIFFERENT version of Central entirely, but all Alfons can think about is defeating this monster.
...And turning Male again as soon as possible. Getting out of this female form.
Which is actually his TRUE form.
...
Nobody could prove that.
Alfons backs up a few steps, and glares, holding up a gloved hand.
The monster tilts its head at her, and then charges again.
Alfons leaps off to the side again...
...
She had to take it out. Mercury and Venus and everyone else seemed to just take a damn NAP somewhere and Tuxedo Retard already used up his 'oneshot distraction' ticket.
Groaning, Alfons pulls out the wand she had been HOPING she wouldn't have had to use; a long pink thing with a heart on the end. It was bad enough she had to pull out the Chalice with its butterfly wings and get into Crisis form.
Twirling with various hearts and moons and sparkles behind her, she decides to go through the motions...after all, the race-car-thing from Hell won't die otherwise.*
RAINBOW...MOON....HEART....ACHE!
*...and then the thing, after various sparkles (and yelling "Curses Sailor Moon!" a lot), turned into dust (Alfons refused, REFUSED to use the phrase 'moondusted', which she was forced to say for cheese's sake on various occasions), and Alfons Heiderich was left standing alone in the dark Central Streets.*
[Yes. Sailor Moon Alfons. :3 You know you love me.]