On a snow day, I prefer to bleach my eyes until they bleed.
I just really thought it'd be appropriate, seeing as how I'm snowed in and have nothing better to do, to give you all a doosy.
Title: Lila's World
Author: Lydiacatfish (wtf?)
Full Name: Lila
Full Species: Maryius Sueis Our-Worldius
Hair Color: N/A
Eye Color: N/A
Unusual Markings/Colorations: She only has one arm...and when she comes into the world of FMA Pinako immediately fits her with automail prosthetics. Yum. At least her story for losing her arm is slightly realistic, if not lacking in detail.
Special Possessions: A notebook filled with transmutation circles
Which Gate it Came From: The Gate of Crazed Anime Fans, The Gate of Obsessed-to-Insanity Anime Fans, The Gate of Possessed/Missing Logic, The Gate of The Missing Gate
Connections to Canon Characters: It's an "eventual" RoyxOC fanfiction, though the Suethor also states that there'll be a "love triangle". Joy.
Special Abilities: Pissing me off.
Other Annoying Traits: having FIFTEEN goddamn chapters. And I think it's still going.
Once, there was an American girl named Lila. Lila did not have a very nice life(The storybook-type style of writing is kind of spooking me.). She had no friends, abusive parents, and now, her favorite anime, Fullmetal Alchemist, has been removed from youtube(Of course. Her life was in shambles. Woe is her. Think nothing of children that consider three cake crumbs a blessing, or those who have to live by doing dirty things in the streets that could potentially kill them or put them in very dangerous situations. Don't look twice at the children that are forced to kill their families because they'll be killed anyway, much more slowly, if they don't. Lila has a terrible life. Don't consider the fact that a lot of teenagers have few to no friends, and let's face it, a lot of parents aren't exactly model).
What was Lila to do?(please, do tell)
Lila was a huge FMA fan. She would eat, sleep, and breathe it. (That was one of the reasons she had no friends.(We can only imagine)) She did odd FMA things sometimes, too(Dear God... do we want to know?). So one day, to quench her thirst for the show she loved, she drew a transmutation circle(Um, that's not a big deal. I tried doing that once.). It was just a circle with a diamond in the middle and a few triangles around it.(Cause that's totally what a transmutation circle is.) She drew it in chalk, just like in the anime, and she pressed her hands down onto it.
Actually, Lila only had one hand. She only had one arm.(I think you just told us.) When she was on a field trip, the bus crashed, and one thing led to another, and she didn’t have an arm.(Okay, in the middle of that "one thing led to another" something big happened. I'd appreciate if you'd explain. There's a big gap of information here, chickie.) Artificial limbs were very expensive, and her parents weren’t exactly nice, so she never asked.
There was a flash of green light, and a flower appeared in the middle of the circle.(Jesus! It worked?) Lila was freaked out, but she soon got over it(Cause you really don't have to worry when stuff considered almost "magic" that you see on TV, that's animated no less, works perfectly in your world.). She ran up to her room to get a notebook, and she started copying her circles down into it. She would draw the circle, then write what it did(Okay, this is something I'd probably do... but still, it doesn't make sense. You should already fucking know. It isn't a matter of putting little designs in a circle. It's a goddamn science. I was angry enough seeing Ed make that flower with alchemy. Unless it's explained to me in scientific terms, I don't think there was enough material to do what he did. But that is just me. I feel like I'm one of the only ones that is trying to actually think out the SCIENCE of this thing. I wanna understand what they talk about. Yes, it's true. Sometimes what I read in the manga, especially the first volume when Ed and Al are explaining all that junk, I don't understand half of it. But at least I want to know. Unlike these Sues. How dare they call themselves true fans. They just obsess.).
Soon, she had dozens of circles all over her basement floor, and each was more intricate than the next(Won't your parents be really fucking pissed?). But Lila was no fool; she knew the designs for the Philopher’s Stone (I...just...there are no words.)and human transmutation, and she stayed away (also considering she needed the bloody ingredients). Soon, she had a circle with a hexagon inside. in between each hexagon and the circle, there was a small diamond. In the middle, there were two triangles forming a Magen David (the six pointed star) (just say the star of David or Menorah)and there was a square in that. She braced herself, and pressed down.(Wait, for what? How would she know what it did????)
She felt like the floor was removed from everywhere except her hand.(What?!) She had her notebook in between her legs at the time, however, so she didn’t lose that. She closed her eyes, and when the floor came back, she opened them.
She was in a lush, green place, with rolling hills and scattered houses. She stood up. “Where am I…?” she thought aloud, and she started running to find a road. She soon found one, but it was a dirt road, and since she had nowhere to go, she decided to head the way she thought was north.
After a while, she saw a large house, two or three stories(FINE. but you still can't sever an arm or leg from jumping off.). There was a sign in front that said that it was the Rockbell residence, and that they made automail. (Sorry if it’s not right.(Then don't write it in! Fuck, read the manga or watch the anime! We see the sign many times! DO YOUR HOMEWORK!)) Her heart started to go(Can't you say "beat"? How 'bout "pound"? try to use words, dear.) very fast. R… Rockbell? Being a total fan of FMA (Except not really because she has to make an AN to apologize for not knowing what the sign at the Rockbell residence says even though she won't go search it up), she knew that the Rockbells were very important(Well that's bloody specific.). And she also knew that they sold automail to use for limbs. But she panicked when she realized that she had no money.(They aren't going to mob you!!) Nevertheless, she got over it,(what is with you and freaking out and then immediately calming down afterwards?) and went to knock on the door.
“Hello? Who’s there?” A little woman with gray hair and an odd hairstyle opened the door and peered up at her.
“M- My name is L- Lila, and I don’t have any money, but I really need an arm. I could work for you, and help you, I’m pretty good with mechanics (First time I heard about this.)and things like that, but it would be so much easier to do alchemy with two arms…”
The little woman gave you a funny look when you (Tense change much?)mentioned alchemy, but then she smiled. “Yes, yes. My name is Pinako (sp?)(Jesus Christ woman! Do your homework! READ THE MANGA! You call yourself a fan?!), you can call me that, and yes, we’ll make you your arm. But you’ll have to work for it! And even though this goes against my better judgment, we’ll make you the arm, and then you’ll work(Didn't you just say this, Pinako? And if you know this girl is a Sue, then why are you doing this? You have a cash cow! And you don't need to be kind to Sues!).
Lila was overjoyed. “Oh, thank you, thank you! What kind of work, exactly?”
Pinako laughed. “Come inside.” She turned around, and Lila followed.
A little blonde girl with a little black and white dog(Little?!!) ran out of another room when they were in the hall. “Grandma! Ed and Al said I could play with them today if I wanted! Can I go, please?(How young is everyone? Isn't there supposed tobe a love triangle? EWWWW.)”
Lila smiled. She played dumb. “What’s your name?”
She smiled up at Lila. “I’m Winry!(How cute~!)” She looked at her grandmother. “Are you going to make her automail?”
“Yes, Winry, and you’re going to have to turn the boys down. You’re going to help me.” Winry was temporarily bummed, but then she was ecstatic.
“I get to help?!” she yelled.
Lila used her good hand to poke her nose. “Yep. You look like a good automail engineer, so… Am I in good hands?”
Winry gaped at Lila, then saluted her. “Yes, ma’am!”
Lila laughed. “Let’s go, then!” Winry showed her to the room where the limbs were stored, and luckily, there was one that was a perfect fit for her.
“Hm. That’s odd. Well, let’s get this puppy on(What's odd, and why the hell is Pinako talking like that??).”
Pinako had her sit down, and she braced herself for the pain that was inevitable. When it did come, she let out a blood-curdling scream(It's takes three years to attach automail! Are you stupid?!).
“It hurts…” she moaned.
“Yes, it will for a few minutes. Try moving.” Lila ignored the pain and wiggled her fingers. She saw the metal move and, more confident, she did a full-arm wave.
“This is great! I can move my arm!”
“Now, about payment…”
“What do you need me to do?”
“Well, Winry, you get your playdate, but this lovely girl here, her name is Lila, by the way, is going to watch you.”
“But Grandma, we don’t need to be watched!”
“Yes you do, and you know it. She’ll help out by stopping Ed and Al if they start to fight.(That's not really helping at all...)” Pinako picked up Den and placed him in Lila’s arms. “This is Den, make sure he takes good care of Winry.”
“Yes, ma’am,” said Lila meekly.
“You’re a good girl.”
“Th- Thank you, ma’am.”
“Now, stop calling me that. Call me Pinako.”
“Okay.” Lila smiled. “Come on, Winry, take me to meet your friends.” Winry grinned, grabbed Lila’s new hand, and pulled her out of the house.
“Let’s go, let’s go, let’s go!”
“Uh, Winry, I’m still holding Den…” Den jumped out of her clutch and ran alongside Winry. Winry let go of Lila after they were on the road.
“Let’s go!” she cried again, and Lila ran after her. She never fully caught up to her until they were at the Elric residence. A woman with brown hair wrapped around her shoulders waved at two boys who ran out.
“Are those your friends?”
“Yeah! Ed is the one with the yellow hair, and Al is his little brother.” She waved at them, and they waved back. They then picked up the pace and were there in a few seconds.
“Hey, Winry, who’s your friend?” asked Ed.
“My name is Lila. It’s nice to meet you.”
“I’m Edward Elric, and this is my little brother Alphonse.”
“Hi!” said the younger one(The younger one?! Oh, poor Alphonse!! you've been demoted so much in fanfiction, you're now only known as "the younger one". You poor, poor thing.).
“Where should we go today, Winry?” asked Ed.
“Um… Let’s play tag! Not it!” Ed and Al both yelled the same, and in a flash, they were gone.
“Uh…” What to do? “Oh!” Lila pulled out her notebook and chalk. She found a transmutation circle that would make her fast(WHERE'S THE SCIENCE!?), somehow, and she drew it on the ground. She pressed her hands down, and she was off.
Sporking: 1 for not understanding the SCIENCE that is alchemy, 1 for saying how much a fan of FMA she is then showing so many bloody errors and irkings that no real fan would ever make, 1 for getting attached to automail in five minutes, 1 for "the younger one", and 1 for the 15 chapters.
God save us.