another self-insert sue

May 09, 2006 00:43

Last time, it was Havoc/Reader. Now, it's... Gluttony/Reader. Yes, you read that right.

Title: One Shots for the Neglected Characters (Chapter 2)
Author: blackmage_neko

Full Name (plus titles if any): YOU!, aka (Yn)
Full Species(es): human... I think
Hair Color (include adjectives): n/a
Eye Color (include adjectives): n/a
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everydaylove May 9 2006, 09:22:24 UTC
*pats calmly and offers chemicals to bleach it out of your brain*

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shiny_lights May 8 2006, 23:25:44 UTC
Um...... at least it wasn't end-of-series!Gluttony with a non-con lemon? *trying to be optomistic*

I think you should throw in another spork just for the concept. Is the actually a demand for this stuff? o.O

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everydaylove May 9 2006, 09:24:51 UTC
I guess if you have to be optomistic, that's a good way to start. *shudder*

I have never seen another fic like this. Granted, I don't go looking, but the point remains. I wouldn't know if the demand is there or not. *hopes not*

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shadow_aura May 9 2006, 01:59:03 UTC
...I think I'm going to be sick... Who wants to be paired up with Gluttony?

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everydaylove May 9 2006, 09:25:10 UTC
I have no idea.

*offers bleach to you as well*

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shadow_aura May 9 2006, 19:14:32 UTC
Ah, thanks. *drenches brain in bleach*

What I find completely retarded is the girl's hope of "who knows, he may be hot as a human." From what I've learned, the homonculi take on a form similar to their human counterparts. Basically, the human Gluttony would be similar to how he is now. But maybe that's hot enough for this girl.

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everydaylove May 9 2006, 20:57:50 UTC
Apparently she has no complaints.

And you're welcome. :)

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sailormac May 9 2006, 05:50:03 UTC
What . . . the . . . the . . . the . . .

Okay, first of all, Gluttony shows no affection to any creature except Lust, and the only way we know he cared about her was his total meltdown after her death.

Second, Gluttony has the mentality of a small child. Romance wouldn't cross his mind. He was created by Dante to *eat*, and that's what he does.

Third . . .
THE WHOLE IDEA OF A GLUTTONY YOU!SUE MAKES ME WANT TO SPORK OUT MY OWN BRAIN!!! AAAAAIIIEEEEE!!!!

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everydaylove May 9 2006, 09:27:37 UTC
I know, it makes no sense. It's horrible and sad. And sickening. You need the chemicals too. It's a good thing I was prepared with a lot before reading this. *offers*

Oh and by the way, icon love! ♥

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poissonlune May 9 2006, 09:31:41 UTC
This miniature flashback ran through your head...

Most people would call that a memory.

If this is a You!Sue, can I kill myself to spare the MexGluttony OTP? Please?

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everydaylove May 9 2006, 15:26:20 UTC
I don't see where suicide to save yourself is dishonorable at all. I had to say that I considered it, but chemicals work just as well.

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