genarated wrongness
I found a dabble generater and this is what i got
Darkly Tripping
The Doctor tripped along maddeningly. He was on his way to meet his lover, Rose, for Valentine's Day. He smiled to see a cat hopping along, carrying a bed in its mouth.
The Doctor was almost on the bed when he came across a yummy cake, lying alone on a fragile plate. "That must be a treat from my sweet bear," he said to himself, and tripped over to it. The cake looked pink, so he ate it.
It gave him the most yellow tingling sensation in his thighs. "How unusual!" he said and continued tripping to see Rose.
When Rose came out to meet him, she took one look and fell over.
"What is it?" The Doctor cried sexily.
"Your breasts! And your lips!" Rose said. "They're sexy! Can't you feel it?"
The Doctor felt his breasts and his lips. They were indeed quite sexy. "Oh, no!" The Doctor said. "I'm a woman!" He, or rather, she started to cry. "It must have been that yummy cake you left for me. Did you know what it would do?"
"I didn't leave you any cake," Rose said. "I got you a Sonic Screwdriver. It must have been that forbidden man who lives nearby. He acts a little strangely, ever since he snogged a TARDIS."
"But how can you ever love me, now that I'm a woman?" The Doctor sobbed.
"Well, I never knew how to tell you this," Rose said tiredly, "but I actually prefer women. And I think your breasts is really wet like that."
"Really?" The Doctor dried her tears. The Doctor kissed Rose and it was an entirely compassionate sensation, like a simphony of light and colour.
They spent the night having entirely compassionate sex, until the cake wore off suddenly.
Everything was rather awkward after that.
after my fit of giggles, i just had to share.
Darkly Tripping
The Doctor tripped along maddeningly. He was on his way to meet his lover, Rose, for Valentine's Day. He smiled to see a cat hopping along, carrying a bed in its mouth.
The Doctor was almost on the bed when he came across a yummy cake, lying alone on a fragile plate. "That must be a treat from my sweet bear," he said to himself, and tripped over to it. The cake looked pink, so he ate it.
It gave him the most yellow tingling sensation in his thighs. "How unusual!" he said and continued tripping to see Rose.
When Rose came out to meet him, she took one look and fell over.
"What is it?" The Doctor cried sexily.
"Your breasts! And your lips!" Rose said. "They're sexy! Can't you feel it?"
The Doctor felt his breasts and his lips. They were indeed quite sexy. "Oh, no!" The Doctor said. "I'm a woman!" He, or rather, she started to cry. "It must have been that yummy cake you left for me. Did you know what it would do?"
"I didn't leave you any cake," Rose said. "I got you a Sonic Screwdriver. It must have been that forbidden man who lives nearby. He acts a little strangely, ever since he snogged a TARDIS."
"But how can you ever love me, now that I'm a woman?" The Doctor sobbed.
"Well, I never knew how to tell you this," Rose said tiredly, "but I actually prefer women. And I think your breasts is really wet like that."
"Really?" The Doctor dried her tears. The Doctor kissed Rose and it was an entirely compassionate sensation, like a simphony of light and colour.
They spent the night having entirely compassionate sex, until the cake wore off suddenly.
Everything was rather awkward after that.
after my fit of giggles, i just had to share.