Dont Drink and Bake...
So What to Say...Classes are finally starting to roll a little bit so the work is slowly picking up. I'll tell ya this will be an interesting few months here...I know that for sure. Some of the people here are weird. Like in my math class, there's this girl that smells like bacon, no wait, bacon with syrup all over it. actually she smells more like the hotcakes and sausage meal at McDonalds. Is it like Genetic that Fat white chicks smell like bacon? I mean I've noticed this before back in High School. I mean its not all fat white chicks...just the white trash ones. Which brings me to another question: Why are black peoples hands so cold??? I think Im gonna write my thesis on this when I graduate. Yeah the professor stuck my ass in her group...thanks alot teach. Whenever I get into that class, I get the urge for McDonalds Breakfast soooo badly.
Then in my english class, I think I found Samurai Girl's sister from Frederick. This stupid bitch keeps talking about the fuckin' book shes writing. Im sitting there looking at the professor and she looks back at me and we both are like...just shut the fuck up. The professor actually ignores her in class...like in the cartoons where the nerdy kid is the only one with his/her hand raised and the teacher just ignores and answers the question herself. Its also weird having old ass people in ur class. Once u get to a certain age...you shouldn't learn anymore. Sit ur ass home and be decrepid and useless.
On a bright note...I am feeling a little bit better about all of this. I had been real down on myself and on just about everything...but I kinda realized that sitting around being pissed or sad wasn't gonna help me get anywhere. Dont get me wrong, Im still gonna miss all of you like crazy and I want to be there so bad but I cant walk around with a long face cuz i cant.
I've been watching a lot of ESPN lately and I gotta lot of sports topics to discuss....and lets be honest...i think the only person who caes about the rest of this is gonna be mark but nevertheless i feel like writing about it and i got time to kill.
- I like the Sammy Sosa Deal for the fact that we only have to pay 7 million for an all star slugger...but i dont like losing Hairston because he was a versatile player and a good defensive player. And Whats up with Angelos blaming his sorry ass teams inability to ge players from Free Agency on the Nats? You greedy asshole. Nobody comes to ur games cuz u suck.
- How about the Wizards?! Talk about a team. I mean Hughes goes down and Juan Dixon steps right up. These players are finally playing basketball the right way. I see shades of the Terps 2002 Championship but then again...they have most of that team on the Wizards.
- Im making my NCAA tourney predictions now: North Carolina, Kentucky, Wake Forest, and Illinois are ur final four teams. And Carolina will rape all of them. They have everything...an established big men in Mays, a shooter in McCants, agreat ball handler in Felton...a good bench with Marvin Williams....sick ass team
- The Super Bowl will be the Eagles getting raped like a white child molester in prison. Westbrook will get shut down by one of the Patriots sick ass Linebackers...Freddy Mitchell will get punked by Harrison...And there will be chunky soup for everyone after the game...win or lose.
Well I think Im done...so I'll holla at ya'll later.