Naples....then the poo poo platter...
So Monday i was feeling a little rebellious so i took my dad's beemer, driving that car is so fucking sweet i love it.i headed over to Garcia's to prep for out trip to Naples, we met the girls at publix and shopped for daquiri and pina colada mix and junk food and last but not least COOKIES, lol these come in handy later on lol. i went home to pack then to cuchada's house to burn a cd then off to garcia for the pre-naples sleepover lol. turned out it was just me and her, and we entertained ourselves by reading "how to be a sex goddes" got some good tips too!
Rise and shine tuesday morning garcia and i got ready for the trip, and we specifically said meet at garcia's at 8....8:05 sandoval: we said 8:30 right?! lol so of course garcia and i are the only ones on time as usual lol. finally them hoes arrived lol and we left garcias by like 9, on the road to naples woohooo....i had shotgun cus im the only one who is directionally inclined lol. in the car we watched anchorman lol SCORPION WOMAN IM GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE OVARIE! we got to the fairfield no problems, we didn't get lost once, thanks to yours truly lol. garcia and i walked in to check in and turns out you have to be 21 to check into a marriot even tho they told garcia you had to be 18 over the phone! so we drove around and found this cute little inn called the lemon tree inn, where all that they cared about was if you had a fucking credit card lol. it was better too cus it was like 15 min walking to the beach while the fairfield was like 30! we settled in somewhat and got our bathing suits on and headed to the beach. we tanned for a few hours and me and sandoval and dee went back to the room cus i was starving, what else is new?!, we got the room and i heated up a chef-boy-r-dee, lol we are such geniuses but we forgot spoons so i cut the top of a stirofoam cup and used it as a spoon lol. dee and sandoval went to cvs while i layed out by the pool. we all got so golden lol. i fell asleep and dee and sandoval went out the pool. garcia and merise came back and we all took showers to get ready for dinner. i couldn't figure out what to wear so i tried on like 18 shirts lol. finally we left and i was craving steak so we went to this place called E.B.'s steakery. so we sit down and well lets just say that the next person older than us was like 90 lol it was sad but w/e the waitress came and i asked for a strawberry lemonade lol and she's like no we don't have that and im like umm its on the menu and she goes no its not lol and she goes no thats strawberry. im like ok well bring me strawberry lol. we ordered and there still wasn't any bread on the table. lol so i asked another waiter if we could get bread and he's like of course who's ur waiter lol so since im the only one with balls i seemed like the bitch of the table but the waitress was an idiot lol what was i supposed to do? anyways merise and garcia wanted me to put myself in her shoes and im like in life you have to be strong and im strong, and merise goes no, your mean! then there was silence. hmm....ok then we ate and left and when we were in the car garcia said the infamous line "im gonna get crunk and have some coookies!" lol, we got to the hotel and the crunkness began...lol thats all you need to know.
wednesday woke up with a hangover. we all got dressed to go the beach and since we were so burnt garcia and i decided to just go lay in the pool, the beach was too cold. so garcia and i layed by the pool then went into our new room and merise called to be picked up cus she was tired and was stung by a jelly fish. we picked up the girls and me garcia and merise headed to get our toes done. we found a mall, it was like a sanctuary lol isn't it sad how delighted the mall makes us?...we got some ice cream and then we found a place to do our toes and nails. we all felt so awkuard lol cus we were in beach wear lol . then we shopped around and finally left to get ready to go to dinner. we ate at olive garden where we had the sweetest waitress. omg everyone who worked in olive garden had blonde hair and there was this one guy with like a feathery head that everytime he passed we all cracked up. i told the hostess it was sandovals bday so we cut her a cake. we left and went back to the room, then decided to go see ms. congeniality 2, which was pretty gay if you ask me. lol. as we were heading back garcia needed gas and i was yelling out the window to some strangers that shaving your pubes does not rid you of crab infestation lol, garcia was so red it was hilarious. the we were at a red light and i started shaking my ass for this red truck filled with boys, lol they were like meet us at bennigans lol finally we got back to the hotel and garcia and i knocked out.
thursday garcia and i woke up to bring the girls manhattan bagels. we drove home and our voyage ended.
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i couldn't sleep i was so nervous about fsu. i was supposed to find out today and turns out as a sick prank we don't find out til tomm. and if the website isn't working we don't know til monday. how fucked up is that. now i have to worry some more, i was so looking forward to just not having to think about this anymore but no now i have to wait some more ugh!
tina
Rise and shine tuesday morning garcia and i got ready for the trip, and we specifically said meet at garcia's at 8....8:05 sandoval: we said 8:30 right?! lol so of course garcia and i are the only ones on time as usual lol. finally them hoes arrived lol and we left garcias by like 9, on the road to naples woohooo....i had shotgun cus im the only one who is directionally inclined lol. in the car we watched anchorman lol SCORPION WOMAN IM GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE OVARIE! we got to the fairfield no problems, we didn't get lost once, thanks to yours truly lol. garcia and i walked in to check in and turns out you have to be 21 to check into a marriot even tho they told garcia you had to be 18 over the phone! so we drove around and found this cute little inn called the lemon tree inn, where all that they cared about was if you had a fucking credit card lol. it was better too cus it was like 15 min walking to the beach while the fairfield was like 30! we settled in somewhat and got our bathing suits on and headed to the beach. we tanned for a few hours and me and sandoval and dee went back to the room cus i was starving, what else is new?!, we got the room and i heated up a chef-boy-r-dee, lol we are such geniuses but we forgot spoons so i cut the top of a stirofoam cup and used it as a spoon lol. dee and sandoval went to cvs while i layed out by the pool. we all got so golden lol. i fell asleep and dee and sandoval went out the pool. garcia and merise came back and we all took showers to get ready for dinner. i couldn't figure out what to wear so i tried on like 18 shirts lol. finally we left and i was craving steak so we went to this place called E.B.'s steakery. so we sit down and well lets just say that the next person older than us was like 90 lol it was sad but w/e the waitress came and i asked for a strawberry lemonade lol and she's like no we don't have that and im like umm its on the menu and she goes no its not lol and she goes no thats strawberry. im like ok well bring me strawberry lol. we ordered and there still wasn't any bread on the table. lol so i asked another waiter if we could get bread and he's like of course who's ur waiter lol so since im the only one with balls i seemed like the bitch of the table but the waitress was an idiot lol what was i supposed to do? anyways merise and garcia wanted me to put myself in her shoes and im like in life you have to be strong and im strong, and merise goes no, your mean! then there was silence. hmm....ok then we ate and left and when we were in the car garcia said the infamous line "im gonna get crunk and have some coookies!" lol, we got to the hotel and the crunkness began...lol thats all you need to know.
wednesday woke up with a hangover. we all got dressed to go the beach and since we were so burnt garcia and i decided to just go lay in the pool, the beach was too cold. so garcia and i layed by the pool then went into our new room and merise called to be picked up cus she was tired and was stung by a jelly fish. we picked up the girls and me garcia and merise headed to get our toes done. we found a mall, it was like a sanctuary lol isn't it sad how delighted the mall makes us?...we got some ice cream and then we found a place to do our toes and nails. we all felt so awkuard lol cus we were in beach wear lol . then we shopped around and finally left to get ready to go to dinner. we ate at olive garden where we had the sweetest waitress. omg everyone who worked in olive garden had blonde hair and there was this one guy with like a feathery head that everytime he passed we all cracked up. i told the hostess it was sandovals bday so we cut her a cake. we left and went back to the room, then decided to go see ms. congeniality 2, which was pretty gay if you ask me. lol. as we were heading back garcia needed gas and i was yelling out the window to some strangers that shaving your pubes does not rid you of crab infestation lol, garcia was so red it was hilarious. the we were at a red light and i started shaking my ass for this red truck filled with boys, lol they were like meet us at bennigans lol finally we got back to the hotel and garcia and i knocked out.
thursday garcia and i woke up to bring the girls manhattan bagels. we drove home and our voyage ended.
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i couldn't sleep i was so nervous about fsu. i was supposed to find out today and turns out as a sick prank we don't find out til tomm. and if the website isn't working we don't know til monday. how fucked up is that. now i have to worry some more, i was so looking forward to just not having to think about this anymore but no now i have to wait some more ugh!
tina