Dick Cheney haikus

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The Facebook group "telling Dick Cheney to shut the hell up" (of which I'm a fan) had a haiku contest. These were my entries. They were fun to write.

Speak now if you must
But when you're charged with war crimes
Your ass is still doomed

Did you notice when
You were out throwing large stones
Your house made of glass?

I can see it now
Your brand new beachfront homestead
South end of Cuba

Somewhere hidden in
an undisclosed location
lies Cheney's conscience