tua mater est desultor amoris... in lecto!
Happy hump day! The IB kids are going insane/dying/freaking out/losing their will to survive senior year.
Example 1: Today in bio, Amy repeatedly turned to me and said, "let's go on an adventure!" in this ridiculous British accent.
Example 2: There were exactly 5 people in TOK
Example 3: During the break in physics, I saw Mr. Kleinman coming my way to harrass me about filling out a scholarship application, so I sprinted down the hallway and around the corner. Coming back, I made Dan scout out the scene to make sure good ole Hyman was well on his way and it was safe to return.
Example 4: Jeff locked my locker (which I never do) for the 15th time this week and I screamed at him "I hate you, you motherfucker!" in the middle of the hallway.
Example 5: Yesterday I was looking pissed off coming out of the cafeteria (thanks to the Great Kagan Note-Taking Scare of '05) and Reinman saw me and must have been kind of scared. Because the only thing he could think to do was offer me some of his Reese's cereal and say, "see, that's better, right?"
Example 6: Pete and I had a full-on bitch fight at lunch, which involved punching, slapping, hitting, and me accidentally flicking a pimple on the side of his head(ew!), which apparently really hurt him.
Wow April 1st needs to be here. In other news, opening day against Whippany is also April 1st, and we're going to die, since 4 varsity players are going away for spring break and won't get to play.
To Do: Kagan, start history paper, start calc journal, study bio/finish objectives, finish job apps
Oh fuck it, i'm still in a good mood.
Example 1: Today in bio, Amy repeatedly turned to me and said, "let's go on an adventure!" in this ridiculous British accent.
Example 2: There were exactly 5 people in TOK
Example 3: During the break in physics, I saw Mr. Kleinman coming my way to harrass me about filling out a scholarship application, so I sprinted down the hallway and around the corner. Coming back, I made Dan scout out the scene to make sure good ole Hyman was well on his way and it was safe to return.
Example 4: Jeff locked my locker (which I never do) for the 15th time this week and I screamed at him "I hate you, you motherfucker!" in the middle of the hallway.
Example 5: Yesterday I was looking pissed off coming out of the cafeteria (thanks to the Great Kagan Note-Taking Scare of '05) and Reinman saw me and must have been kind of scared. Because the only thing he could think to do was offer me some of his Reese's cereal and say, "see, that's better, right?"
Example 6: Pete and I had a full-on bitch fight at lunch, which involved punching, slapping, hitting, and me accidentally flicking a pimple on the side of his head(ew!), which apparently really hurt him.
Wow April 1st needs to be here. In other news, opening day against Whippany is also April 1st, and we're going to die, since 4 varsity players are going away for spring break and won't get to play.
To Do: Kagan, start history paper, start calc journal, study bio/finish objectives, finish job apps
Oh fuck it, i'm still in a good mood.