Random thoughts whilst playing Fable 3
So I just completed Fable 3, a game where the kingdom is ultimately saved not by your strength as a fighter or your skill as a leader, but by your ability to exercise financial responsibility.
........
Wait, what?
See, when you are going around, doing quests and trying to raise an army to overthrow your evil brother, it's good and fun. Then you storm the castle and he goes "yeah, sure, go ahead and rule the kingdom and have to make loads of financial decisions, I'm outta here". After all that he's just like "whatever". Typical older brother.
Speaking of which, as I was randomly running round the kingdom my older brother was half watching me play. I'm in the town orphanage picking up random items.
Me: Why is there mutton in the toy cupboard?
A: Hey, orphans gotta eat.
Me: I know, it's just so random-
*open another orphanage cupboard to find............a condom*
Me:..............
A:................
Me: Yeah, I'm not gonna say anything on that one.
A: Probably for the best.
Gotta love life's comedic timing.
Peace out.