Fictional meme! Milliways-style
First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions.
You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.
1. Tonks
2. Lilly
3. Crowley
4. Faith
5. Aziraphael
6. Mike
7. Alain
8. Kitty
9. Sunny
10. Simon
11. Eddie
12. Bernard
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
[Mike/Eddie] Um, no? Part of me does actually want to, just to see how funny I know the two of them would be in bed.
Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
[Faith] Yes. Very. I mean, come on, it's Faith! She of the scantily clad!
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
[Bernard/Kitty] I think Tonks would kill him. Though we would have cute ickle red-headed babies that could walk through walls. So that would be a plus.
Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
[Sunny] Most of the Milliways crowd write good Sunnyfic. muffinbutt and indy_go and chaos_pockets. I like Staying Out of Trouble a lot, or Sunny's Fairy Tale, but especially this one. Lovely, absolutely, lovely.
Would Two and Six make a good couple?
[Lilly/Mike] I think it'd be hysterical and jokey. Though don't tell Alain, he might have to open a can of gunslinger whoopass.
Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
[Aziraphael/Sunny or Aziraphael/Simon] I'd have to pick the first one, 'cause the second hurts my brain. In fact, they BOTH hurt my brain. Angel/Mug? NO.
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
[Alain walking in on Lilly/Bernard] OWWWW WTF. Several different kinds of wrong, there, along the lines of dinh betrayal by Bernard being only one of them. Perhaps Alain and Tonks would gang up in revenge.
Although I bet Lilly/Bernard would be pretty hot. *shifty*
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
[Crowley/Simon] Post-Academyplot, Simon is helping Crowley recover from his loss of eyesight ('cause Aziraphael... is conveniently absent. And Kaylee is... absent with him) and in the process they both recover something else. *wicked grin*
Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff??
[Tonks/Kitty] Platonically? Though with a healthy dash of AU, anything's possible...
Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
[Alain/Bernard] Ahahahaha. It'd have to be something working within the leadership paradigm. Maybe Alain goes a little overboard after Roland's departure and Bernard must dish out some punishment? Rights of the dinh? Something complex and deep in DT language.
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
[Faith/Tonks] Alcohol. LOTS of alcohol. And perhaps stripping.
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
[Alain] Hell, I probably would, if it exists. *looks hopefully for any recs*
Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
[Crowley] Much of my list will read ANYTHING with Crowley in it, me included.
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
[Eddie] Not on my list, but Milliways people do. Quite well *points to gao*
Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
[Lilly/Faith/Aziraphael] Oh wow. That'd be really interesting, if it could be convincingly done. But probably not.
What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
[Simon] Uhhhh. While I'd be intrigued, I have no clue.
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
[Kitty] Having gotten a couple Kitty songs from Millitunes, I'd probably choose "Caffeine and Catharthis".
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
[Tonks/Mike/Bernard] OH. WOW. Um, pranking of the utter extreme, followed by T/B NC-17 hotness. Fucking Milliways, indeed.
What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
[Lilly/Simon] "Wei, doctor-sai. Got time to give me a physical?" *falls over laughing*
When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
[Aziraphael] Earlier today. It was excellent.
What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
[Mike] NECKID! No, seriously... his suuuuper-sekrit kink is clothes, actually. Fancy silky ones. Like stockings. Or something.
Would Eleven shag Nine?
[Eddie/Sunny] .................. I take the fifth.
If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
[Crowley/Alain] Demon, baby. ALL THE WAY
"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Recap: Tonks and Sunny are in a happy relationship until Sunny suddenly runs off with Faith. Tonks, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eddie and a brief unhappy affair with Bernard, then follows the wise advice of Aziraphael and finds true love with Crowley.
Someone should. But OH. THE. CRACK.
How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
[Alain/Kitty] It would kind of work, actually.
LOL
You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.
1. Tonks
2. Lilly
3. Crowley
4. Faith
5. Aziraphael
6. Mike
7. Alain
8. Kitty
9. Sunny
10. Simon
11. Eddie
12. Bernard
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
[Mike/Eddie] Um, no? Part of me does actually want to, just to see how funny I know the two of them would be in bed.
Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
[Faith] Yes. Very. I mean, come on, it's Faith! She of the scantily clad!
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
[Bernard/Kitty] I think Tonks would kill him. Though we would have cute ickle red-headed babies that could walk through walls. So that would be a plus.
Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
[Sunny] Most of the Milliways crowd write good Sunnyfic. muffinbutt and indy_go and chaos_pockets. I like Staying Out of Trouble a lot, or Sunny's Fairy Tale, but especially this one. Lovely, absolutely, lovely.
Would Two and Six make a good couple?
[Lilly/Mike] I think it'd be hysterical and jokey. Though don't tell Alain, he might have to open a can of gunslinger whoopass.
Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
[Aziraphael/Sunny or Aziraphael/Simon] I'd have to pick the first one, 'cause the second hurts my brain. In fact, they BOTH hurt my brain. Angel/Mug? NO.
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
[Alain walking in on Lilly/Bernard] OWWWW WTF. Several different kinds of wrong, there, along the lines of dinh betrayal by Bernard being only one of them. Perhaps Alain and Tonks would gang up in revenge.
Although I bet Lilly/Bernard would be pretty hot. *shifty*
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
[Crowley/Simon] Post-Academyplot, Simon is helping Crowley recover from his loss of eyesight ('cause Aziraphael... is conveniently absent. And Kaylee is... absent with him) and in the process they both recover something else. *wicked grin*
Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff??
[Tonks/Kitty] Platonically? Though with a healthy dash of AU, anything's possible...
Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
[Alain/Bernard] Ahahahaha. It'd have to be something working within the leadership paradigm. Maybe Alain goes a little overboard after Roland's departure and Bernard must dish out some punishment? Rights of the dinh? Something complex and deep in DT language.
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
[Faith/Tonks] Alcohol. LOTS of alcohol. And perhaps stripping.
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
[Alain] Hell, I probably would, if it exists. *looks hopefully for any recs*
Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
[Crowley] Much of my list will read ANYTHING with Crowley in it, me included.
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
[Eddie] Not on my list, but Milliways people do. Quite well *points to gao*
Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
[Lilly/Faith/Aziraphael] Oh wow. That'd be really interesting, if it could be convincingly done. But probably not.
What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
[Simon] Uhhhh. While I'd be intrigued, I have no clue.
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
[Kitty] Having gotten a couple Kitty songs from Millitunes, I'd probably choose "Caffeine and Catharthis".
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
[Tonks/Mike/Bernard] OH. WOW. Um, pranking of the utter extreme, followed by T/B NC-17 hotness. Fucking Milliways, indeed.
What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
[Lilly/Simon] "Wei, doctor-sai. Got time to give me a physical?" *falls over laughing*
When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
[Aziraphael] Earlier today. It was excellent.
What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
[Mike] NECKID! No, seriously... his suuuuper-sekrit kink is clothes, actually. Fancy silky ones. Like stockings. Or something.
Would Eleven shag Nine?
[Eddie/Sunny] .................. I take the fifth.
If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
[Crowley/Alain] Demon, baby. ALL THE WAY
"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Recap: Tonks and Sunny are in a happy relationship until Sunny suddenly runs off with Faith. Tonks, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eddie and a brief unhappy affair with Bernard, then follows the wise advice of Aziraphael and finds true love with Crowley.
Someone should. But OH. THE. CRACK.
How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
[Alain/Kitty] It would kind of work, actually.
LOL