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My roommate and I are starting the master cleanse tomorrow! I've been wanting to do it for a couple months now (I see you laughing Dean Winchester) and I'm both EXCITED and NERVOUS. My digestive system could really use a fresh start. When we asked my sister if she wanted to do it with us she was like, "HAHAHA HAVE FUN POOPING" and kept eating Easter candy.
We just had a cup of Smooth Move tea (seriously, they couldn't name an herbal laxative tea something a little less OH HEY I'M GOING TO POO IN SIX HOURS than that?) and when I checked out at the grocery store yesterday, the guy behind the counter was like, "... that's really a lot of lemons." Everyone in town knows what I'm doing, I figured you guys should too.
Also, I bought these shoes the other day and now I want to wear them ALL THE TIME, even if they do make me, like, six feet tall. SO HOT.
We just had a cup of Smooth Move tea (seriously, they couldn't name an herbal laxative tea something a little less OH HEY I'M GOING TO POO IN SIX HOURS than that?) and when I checked out at the grocery store yesterday, the guy behind the counter was like, "... that's really a lot of lemons." Everyone in town knows what I'm doing, I figured you guys should too.
Also, I bought these shoes the other day and now I want to wear them ALL THE TIME, even if they do make me, like, six feet tall. SO HOT.