Ramble Ramble
I'm drunk. We tried going out to The Bonfire, but it's closed Mon-Thurs. We didn't feel like standing out in the cold for half an hour to wait for the next bus, so we just walked home and stopped by a convenient store on the way. Tommy went through a six-pack of Smirnoff and a six-pack of Heineken plus a 40. I worry about him sometimes. I really wanted to go out to the bars tonight. I have zero social life here. This is seriously awful. Everytime we go out there is all old people at the bars, every single bar. Where the fuck are all the young people in Ocean City?
A few days ago we were at Royal Farms and Andy ran into someone he knew, so we just bullshitted in the parking lot for a while. The guy said that after we left a car with 2 hot blonde girls in it pulled up to him and asked if he knew me because they wanted to have a threesome with me. RAWR. I saw them while I was there, one was hot like whoa and the other was doable. No, it didn't happen, but it made my day a bit brighter.
I didn't apply to Beach Copy or the Princell Royale yet. The weather was soooo bad today. It was storming all morning and was really really windy, so windy that the sound of the wind woke me up. I really need a damn car.
Andy found a boat for $3000, he's gonna buy it with his settlement money. He said it's 28 ft, has a bathroom and 2 beds, and has a good-sized deck I can lay out on. That's so awesome. Too bad it's almost winter and have no use for it until May. I can't wait to drink margaritas and tan on the boat.
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