Abduction
Today started off fine. Slept late, read, mindlessly surfed the internet. I was supposed to cut the grass, but since it rained assumed that the task would wait until tomorrow. My dad, however, concluded that by late afternoon the grass had dried enough to be cut and said unless I completed the aforementioned task he would beat me with a shovel of which he has a great supply as he has in his possession a satchel filled with them. So I go outside, but before I can even start the mower Dan, Courtney, and Catherine pull up and I get adbucted. We drive to Subway because Courtney's hungry and then go to the A&P because Courtney's still hungry. Pat's actually working this time so we get a bunch of stuff and he gives us a discount because Pat's awesome. Me and Courtney also got free hats that say "Beef Beyond Belief" on them and Courtney exposed me to the phrase "Save a horse, ride a cowboy", as if I needed an excuse. We went to Blockbuster, but didn't get anything (I wanted You Got Served) and then back to Catherine's to watch Fight Club but ended up watching Titanic because she couldn't find her DVD. We pretty much just made fun of the movie. I was used as a pillow, which isn't that bad, and used people as pillows. Cleverly employing the use of Billy, I was able to view Courtney's permit picture in which she looks like a "12 year old prostitute". I felt bad and showed her mine afterwards. I look hideously freakish (even when one considers my normal appearance) in that picture and needed a hug to recoup some of my self esteem. We watched the Daily Show, looked at comics, and then said goodbye to Catherine and left. Today was a really cool day, being stolen and hanging out with people I genuinely enjoyed being around. Found out Marielle doesn't hate me (though she has reason to) and we're going to the city to meet her next Thursday (which is extra cool because I haven't been to the city in a while).
I have to hand in my English portfolio and pick up my yearbook, so someone tell me when they're going to go back to the school.
I have to hand in my English portfolio and pick up my yearbook, so someone tell me when they're going to go back to the school.