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Valentines Day was amazing. AMAZING. I love you Caradoc and I know sometimes I don't say it enough and I go and do stupid thing but you're there for me anyway and it means so much for me that I know you'll always be there because you're a sweet boy. I know it's sappy and I bet you fucks are rolling your eyes right now ESPECIALLY YOU FLETCHER I CAN

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VOMITING IN MY FUCKING MOUTH EM can't stop laughing ahhh

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VOMIT SOMEWHERE ELSE YOU PERVERT you're just jealous of our love

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you're right honestly I think it's time we came out with it Em, your boyfriend is fucking fit and I want him inside of me now WHY DO YOU TEAR APART OUR LOVE SO

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NOOOOOOO HE'S MINE. You're such a fucking freak

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I'll fight you for him you know I fucking will and I will WIN manly biceps yes

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I WILL TAKE YOUR BOLLOCKS, MUNDUGUS FLETCHER, IF YOU ATTEMPT ANY SUCH THING

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IF YOU WANT THEM COME AND FUCKING GET THEM LOVE and while you're at it pass that over here you fucking hog

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okay already stop whining you sound like someone's drowning a sodding cat

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I would never drown a cat I fucking love cats did you know I really love cats they are so fucking great, cats WHAT DO YOU LIKE EM

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CARADOC AND UM PUPPIES AND NOT HAVING TO GO TO WORK AND THAT GREEN POWDER YOU SOMETIMES HAVE AND SALTY FISH WHEN HE ISN'T TRYING TO GET ME TO POLE DANCE FOR HIM

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I'M GOING TO MAKE A FUCKING LIST OK COS THAT'S WHAT THE HOMOS ON THESE THINGS DO

1. YES
2. FUCK PUPPIES
3. WHAT IS WORK
4. GLINT IS WONDERFUL
5. I yeah I've got fuckin nothing for that, can you blame him I mean you look like you'd be wicked on a pole, do you have a pole in your house let's go find one RIGHT NOW

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I'VE GOT AN UMBRELLA ON THE FRONT DECK

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CONTEST YES NOW GO

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EM EM EM EM EM I FUCKING ORDERED IT IN NUMBER TELL ME THAT DESERVES A DRINK

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A DRINK FOR THE LADY WITH THE FIVE OCLOCK SHADOW

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DID YOU JUST CALL ME A LADY so beyond caring but I can fucking prove I'm a man do you want me to prove I'm a man Em you really could just ask Fabian you know