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Valentines Day was amazing. AMAZING. I love you Caradoc and I know sometimes I don't say it enough and I go and do stupid thing but you're there for me anyway and it means so much for me that I know you'll always be there because you're a sweet boy. I know it's sappy and I bet you fucks are rolling your eyes right now ESPECIALLY YOU FLETCHER I CAN

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VOMITING IN MY FUCKING MOUTH EM can't stop laughing ahhh

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VOMIT SOMEWHERE ELSE YOU PERVERT you're just jealous of our love

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you're right honestly I think it's time we came out with it Em, your boyfriend is fucking fit and I want him inside of me now WHY DO YOU TEAR APART OUR LOVE SO

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NOOOOOOO HE'S MINE. You're such a fucking freak

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p fucking s your closet is so not comfortable I demand bed space yeah!

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THIS BED IS TAKEN.

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NO SHITE CAN IT BE TAKEN BY BOTH OF US PLEASE

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YOU HAVE NOTORIOUS WANDERING HANDS.

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was your mum always that fucking pretty

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YOU ARE NOT MEANT TO INTERACT WITH MY MOTHER FLETCHER WHAT THE FUCK WE HAD A DEAL

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IF I DID THAT I WOULD NOT BE CROUCHED BEHIND YOU RIGHT NOW OK JESUS FUCKING SHITE EM I just saw her once from inside the closet and she is a fine bitty IT'S A FUCKING COMPLIMENT OK

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A COMPLIMENT WITH YOU LEADS SWIFTLY TO RAPING AND PILLAGING I DO NOT WANT A HALF-FLETCHER BROTHER

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And it all becomes clear at the last.

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HELLO, BARTEMIUS

[hisjunior]

Hello, lady.

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mundungus isnt very nice YOU SHOULD COME ROUND SOME TIME

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I'm off now, and I see that I might be needed. I'll pop right in, if that's all right.

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And-again-I'm glad you enjoyed Valentine's Day. I love you, too.

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that's good, you need to save my mum from that pervert fletcher. you can be my knight in shining armour any day caradoc