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[flowery_twat]

There's this 'why I am a dork' meme thing making the rounds, right. And, like, I hardly need to make a *list* of reasons for you, do I? But here's proof #3792 just in case:

So I'm reading blythely's christen. And in my defence I'm half way through my second glass of pinot noir. Just for some background, it turns out that although roughly speaking we do

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[bear]

While browsing the law books at the used bookstore today, I read the spine title "Cases and Problems in Medical Malpractice" as "Problems with Male Pregnancy." :)

[flowery_twat]

Yes, but we all know you're obsessed with the MPREgS. You probably read 'appropriate recourse can only be determined with reference to...' as 'draco wants to bear harry's ass babies'

That said, I'm sure there are many, many problems with male pregnancy and clearly someone *should* write a book about it.

notice how I snuck 'bear' in there? clever, no?

[fitofpique]

Linney? Bear just isn't right! Mpreg of all things!

*shakes head*

[flowery_twat]

Heeeee! Yes indeed. Can you imagine. Mpreg! What is wrong with the girl?

*tickles you*

[bear]

Linney, I nearly broke something laughing. Bear his ass babies, indeed.

EW.

(I find myself having exactly zero room for denial, having both written *and* manipped mpreg. *hangs head in shame*)

[flowery_twat]

Don't break, Bear! We need you! Draco and his unlikely offspring need you!

*luffs*

[bear]

omg I just noticed how you snuck "MPREg" in there! Clever, clever twat!

This is now the sidebar quote in my journal, btw. You win at the internets!

[flowery_twat]

Heeee! I am the sneakiest!

*twirls you cause it's Friday*