In Soviet Russia...

Car drives YOU
Mirror looks at YOU
Clothes wear YOU
Stereo listens to YOU (then sends you to work in a salt mine) 
Vodka drinks YOU
Curb sits on YOU
Holiday takes YOU
Potato deep fries YOU
Meat grills YOU
Fly swats YOU
 Building demolishes YOU
Tissue uses YOU
Award wins YOU
Book reads YOU
Flu gets YOU
Spider steps on YOU
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Aaah... middle, da. Big sister is very nice and kind, I have always been afraid of Belarus.....
Though, I am biggest, and only boy too. So I am taking care of them of course so perhaps the order isn't mattering. I have always been wanting to take care of them and try to be a good brother, but sometimes I am failing... *sigh* 
Ukraine has taken care ( Read more... )

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( Song Meme )